Semprini \\ 1: a brand of aftershave\ 2: a naughty word not to be used again in the programme.

spam \\ 1: trade-mark used for a canned meat consisting primarily of pork product 2: something extra that is included whether or not you want it [found in all menu items at the Green Midget Cafe] 3: junk e-mail.

SHOW 25 Spam SEASON 2 aired in DEC 15th 70

Spanish Inquisition\
\ 1: the movement in the early years of the sixteenth century, to combat the rising tide of religous unorthodoxy, where the Pope gave Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to move without hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture 2: three Cardinals wearing nice red uniforms, whose chief weapons are arriving when least expected and torture with a dish rack or the comfy chair.

Spiny Norman \\ n. : giant hedgehog reportedly ranging from twelve feet to eight hundred yards long.

SHOW 14 Face the Press SEASON 2 aired in SEP 15th 70

splunge \\ adj. : a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive !

Upperclass Twit \\ a decidedly not working-class man with an ostentatious name like Nigel Smith-Smythe-Smith, who is ditinguished by his rude manners and lack of physical coordination.

SHOW 12 The Naked Ant SEASON 1 aired in JAN 4th 70

yeti- spotting\\ n. : the occupation of a very bored trainspotter who has decided that spotting for yetis [large, hairy, manlike, animals reputed to live in the Himalayas: also called Abominable Snowman] in Waterloo station would be more fun.

zalling \\ v. : a word that rhymes with walling, stalling, galling, maulling, palling, trawling, and squalling.

SHOW 12 The Naked Ant SEASON 1 aired in JAN 4th 70