The Adventures Of James Norrington, Pirate - Pirates of the Caribbean - added 8/18/2004 - Lost at sea and given the choice between dying as navy men and living as pirates, Commodore Norrington and Lt. Gillette choose life. **Work In Progress**

Breaking Fast - Pirates of the Caribbean - added 8/18/2004 - All Lieutenant Gillette wanted was some peace and quite and a beer. What he ends up getting is entirely different. SLASH. Part Two **Work In Progress**

Chauvelin In Therapy - Scarlet Pimpernel - 9/10/2000 - It's silly, it's stupid, and it's pointless, but it's only 100 words long, so you might as well take 30 seconds and read the thing.

Cool Beans - Lord of the Rings - added 8/18/2004 - A young woman finds herself participating in the latest entry into the "fictional character dies and is transported to modern Earth" genre of fanfic. There's just one little problem that keeps things from being the usual fangirl's dream come true. **Work In Progress**

Fatherly Concern - Scarlet Pimpernel - 1/10/2001 - a short 1st person POV piece set at some point after the novel, Sir Percy Hits Back. Chauvelin apostrophizes.

"In Her Wake" Round Robin Story - Scarlet Pimpernel / Monty Python / Les Miserables - added 2/23/2001, last updated 3/19/2001 - an indescribable tale of mistaken identity, time travel, silliness, spandex, and fruit juice. Part Two and Part Three **Permanently Unfinished**

Legend: Segue - Legend - 8/18/2004 - At the end of the movie, Darkness merely lost a battle, not the war. He can never be truly defeated. Now, he makes plans for the future.

Lost In Her Bed - Scarlet Pimpernel - 9/17/2000 - Percy and Marguerite have some trouble in the bedroom.

One Large Banana - Pirates of the Caribbean - added 8/18/2004 - PotC sillyfic strongly influenced by Terry Pratchett. Ice, plus lime juice, plus sugar, plus banana, plus rum equals trouble. **Work In Progress**

The Trial - Scarlet Pimpernel / Monty Python - 11/12/2000 - a brief scene from The Scarlet Pimpernel as it might have been if it had been done by the Monty Python guys.

Chauvelin For Another Day - Scarlet Pimpernel - 6/15/2000 - It's not easy being the antagonist of The Scarlet Pimpernel eight shows a week. Chauvelin sings about his job.

Cleanliness, Spotlessness - 8/18/2004 - Yes, it's a song about housework sung to a tune from Jekyll & Hyde.

The Destruction Of Man - Jekyll & Hyde - 6/15/2000 - a song about everyone's favorite chemically-created mass-murdering psychopath, Edward Hyde.

Jack Sparrow's Black Pearl - Pirates of the Caribbean - 8/18/2004 - Onboard the Dauntless near the end of the movie, Will and Elizabeth discuss Jack Sparrow to the tune of "The Tango Maureen."

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Garg Libs #1 - Gargoyles - 6/18/1999 - Hudson doesn't like being verbally abused.

Garg Libs #2 - Gargoyles - 6/23/1999 - Demona is doing what she does best (or is that worst?).

80 Life Lessons Learned From The Wild Party - The Wild Party - 8/29/2000 - my attempt at one of those "everything I need to know about life I learned from_____" lists.

Head Case - 12/7/2000 - bizarre bit of random dialogue between two people on a guillotine. I'm not even going to pretend that this one makes any sense.

Irking Chauvelin - Scarlet Pimpernel - 8/29/2000 - my contributions to the "301 Ways To Annoy Chauvelin" list. If you want to see the entire list, go to The Comedie Francaise.

Scarlet Pimpernel Haiku - Scarlet Pimpernel - 10/25/2000 - short yet stupid Pimpy poetry. These are based on the original books by Baroness Orczy, not the movies or the musical.

Scarlet Pimpernel Limericks - Scarlet Pimpernel - 2/27/2001 - The Scarlet Pimpernel summarized in verse, very very bad verse... The summary is bad too, but the verse is truly abysmal.