Just a Bit
of Fun!
Dogs laugh, but
they laugh with their tails. (Max Eastman)
To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the popularity of
dogs.
(Aldous Huxley)
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him, and not
only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself
too. (Samuel Butler)
Dogs have masters, cats have staff! (unknown - by me)
The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of
the dog, for the clearly
monstrable reason that man is the more laughable of the two
animals.
(James Thurber)
If a dog could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of
owning one. (Andrew A Rooney)
The reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling
blue is that he doesn't
try to find out why. (Unknown - by me)
A dog wags its tail with its heart. (Martin Buxbaum)
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including
the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. (Doug
Larson)
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your your face.
(Bern Williams)
Door. What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. (Ogden
Nash)
We give them the love we can spare, the time we can spare.
In return dogs
give us their absolute all. It is without doubt the best deal
man has ever made.
(Roger Caras)
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise (Unknown)
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. (Unknown)
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
(Gene Hill)
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got
the guts to bite people themselves. (August Strindberg)
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture
unless absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. (Fran
Lebowitz)
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half
a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! (Anne
Tyler)
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.
(Rita Rudner)
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. (James Thurber)
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.
(Ann Landers)
Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea. (Robert A. Heinlein)
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,everyone
should have a
dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
(Dereke Bruce)
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try
to make it look like
the dog did it. (Unknown)
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the
wag of his tail.
(Unknown)
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. (Holbrook Jackson)
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love,
his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last
beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. (Unknown)
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
(Mark Twain)
And a few
for cats!
There's no dealing
with a cat who knows you're awake. (Brad Solomon)
Never try to
outstubborn a cat. (Robert A Heinlein)
It is impossible
to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
(Cynthia Varnado)
You can't look
at a sleeping cat and be tense. (Jane Pauley)
You can keep
a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people because cats find
humans useful domestic animals. (George Mikes)
No matter how
much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
(Abraham Lincoln)
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