1. Thou shalt feed me today
more than thou didst yesterday.
2. Thou shalt teach me with food...
not big sticks and loud voices.
3. Thou shalt walk with me every day...
despite thy favorite TV program.
4. Thou shall not buy furniture
that I cannot sit on.
5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else
but me, lest I feel unwanted.
6. Thou shalt love me to death,
even when I bark all night.
7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with
Attitude and Claws.
8. Thou shalt not start the car
until I am in it.
9. Thou shalt not hide the food.
10. Thou shalt obey the above without question
lest I Poop on the neighbors lawn
and promote community strife.