And The Winner Is...

Do I have something in my teeth??

From the mind of h_bigdog
December 14, 1998


The Runners Up

Yeah, so I'm cold. What's your excuse?

FAIRLEYM | December 17, 1998
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Frohike: See, I told you guys I've been working out. I'm Buff!

Riff | December 14, 1998
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"Looks like a genetic mutation of a "smurf", Scully."

LAURA HOYE | December 19, 1998
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I think that Lyme's Disease is the least of our worries with this particular tick.

Astaria | December 18, 1998
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Mulder: Maybe during the Aurora fly-over Skinner fused with a tablet of *Viagra*!

Scully: That's ridiculous, Mulder. Skinner doesn't use Viagra!

Mulder: What are you saying, Scully?

(beat)
Silence.

creepie | December 18, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Scully: Man he's buff!

Mulder: That's nothing! Take a look at these... muscles.

Scully: My your forearms are big!

Barrie Hoople | December 13, 1998
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Mulder: Pssst! Scully, you know, I'm wearing the same boxers he is!

Scully: But he can pull off the floral look. You can't.

Anne Packrat | December 13, 1998
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Mulder, **when** was the last time you had your closet sprayed for bugs?

OnmiOwn3@aol.com | December 13, 1998
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"Scully," Mulder whispered, "Aren't those *your* edible boxer briefs?"

This Page Licks | December 13, 1998
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"Alright, Scully," Mulder said wearily, "We've all seen your breasts, and yes, we're all very impressed. Now button up your blouse and let's try to wash the airplane-toilet fluid off this guy."

This Page Licks | December 13, 1998
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Scully: But on the bright side, I finally got him to put on some pants.

Riff | December 14, 1998
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"Ya think he'll let me borrow those shorts, Scully?"

"Only if you ask real nicely, Mulder."

Jenna | December 14, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, what's it doing?

Mulder: It looks like it's trying to advocate proper dental hygiene.

creepy | December 14, 1998
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MULDER: I KNEW WHEN MOVING TO LA WE WOULD SEE WEIRD THINGS BUT... MAN!

SCULLY: FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH YOU MULDER!

BGK | December 14, 1998
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SCULLY: WHAT THE H#$$ IT'S A BLUE ALIEN !!!!!

MULDER: LETS KILL IT!!!!

GUNS: BANG!

CRYSTAL McGINN | December 14, 1998
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Tick: Can I be in the next X-flick?

Mulder: Oh, pleeeeeze, Scully, can we keep him?

Scully: Mulder, he's wearing shorts over his tights. He's obviously delusional.

Tick: But...but...but I am mighty!

Jimbo | December 14, 1998
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Scully: "A lab experiment went terribly wrong and gave an average tick super human strength."

Mulder: "I don't care where he came from, I just want to know why you gave him my shorts."

Strawberryshake | December 14, 1998
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Mulder: Well, complain now about your lice!

Itay Shlamkovich | December 15, 1998
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Mulder: Look what happened to the Smoking Man when someone switched his cigarette with a joint!

Navin | December 15, 1998
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The Agents have another close encounter!

Scully: This must be your informant, Mulder.

Mulder: No Scully, it is obvious that this is the person that killed JFK and your sister.

Scully: No wait a sec Mulder, I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe it's our new boss AD Kersh in a disguise.

Mulder: Well, whoever he is, he is sure cute.

Scully: Oh brother! Not again Mulder!

Mike Sanders | December 15, 1998
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Mulder: "true, but i'm afraid you're forgetting the basic premise of MY theory, which is---are you wearing a purple bathing suit?"

puddlesky | December 15, 1998
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But Scuullllyyyy, they look *so* good on the mannequin!

I'm telling you, Mulder, you don't have the right skin tone.......

D P Falck | December 15, 1998
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Mulder: Ok Scully, on the count of three... you shut off the light... I'll drop his shorts, and we'll both make a run for it!

Vince Andreasen | December 15, 1998
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Mulder: Scully would you think less of me if I told you I was really excited right now?

Sandy Bruchmann | December 15, 1998
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Mulder finally tracked Scully down at the HotXBunz, where she was spending a little downtime with the Mighty Blue Tick, the star attraction. Mulder contemplated a career move into the world of exotic dance as he watched the blue stud bump and grind.

kellster_69@hotmail.com | December 16, 1998
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IT MUST BE SOME DAMN ALIEN...WALK SOFTLY SCULLY, WALK SOFTLY.

DHJD | December 16, 1998
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Mulder: Langly......you've gone TOO DARN FAR!!!!!!

KidCat505@aol.com | December 16, 1998
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See Mulder, I told you aliens weren't little green men!!!!

Kevin Roraus | December 16, 1998
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Freaky X-File Fan Scares David and Gillian. (see article below)

Crazy Fan paints himself blue in tribute to his favorite episode. David Duchovny says quote "...He was trying to impress us by re-enacting a scene from 'Kitsunegari'. He then asked us for our autographs. All he managed to do was frighten Gillian and me." When asked what was so scary, Gillian Anderson adds "He asked us to autograph his boxer shorts"

Tarnekep Portree | December 16, 1998
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Nice weather we're having isn't it?

FAIRLEYM | December 17, 1998
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My God, it's blue.

Billy | December 17, 1998
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I've been around,and seen some pretty strange things, but that my friend takes the cake.

Spooky | December 17, 1998
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Mulder: "Ya know, when I said you had developed a nasty tic, I had no idea that you had become a mad scientist after leaving the X-Files."

Scully: "Do you know what this makes you?"

Mulder: "As a brilliant profiler, I think I have a hunch."

The Grocer | December 17, 1998
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Scully: Hey, Mulder, aren't those your shorts he's wearing?

Mulder: What? Hey, give those back!

Melanie | December 17, 1998
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Mulder: I'd like to get my hands into those shorts

Scully: Mulder, i'm not wearing shorts.

Mulder: I wasn't talking about you, Scully.

anonymous | December 17, 1998
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Mulder: Scully, I told you there was intelligent life out here!

Scully: Who ever said anything about intelligent?

anonymous | December 17, 1998
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Mulder: Uh, Scully? You wouldn't be able to classify this big blue hulk, would you?

Scully: Sorry Mulder. But if you give me few days at the office...

Mulder: No no, that's fine. Hey, uh, Scully? How can I tell you I'm afraid without betraying my cool exterior? I mean aren't you afraid too?

Scully: Alright, I'm afraid...but it's an irrational fear.

AndiBeth82 | December 17, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, letting your cousin borrow your sunglasses is one thing. Lending him my boxer shorts is a whole new ballgame!

Mulder: Don't blame ME! YOU'RE the one who left them over at my place last week, and when he wanted to try them on...well, would YOU want to try and dissuade Mr. Muscles over there?!

Kawcrow | December 17, 1998
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Mulder: "Who is that masked man, Scully?"

Scully: "What? He's not wearing a mask, Mulder."

Mulder: "Oh. Okay, then, who's that muscled blue guy in the dorky swimming trunks..."

AJ Higginbottom | December 17, 1998
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MULDER: So, you picked this guy up during your abduction?

thesy, ricklerre | December 18, 1998
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SCULLY: Skinner, get your clothes back on...

thesy, ricklerre | December 18, 1998
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MULDER: *Now* do you see what smoking does to you?

SCULLY: Are you sure it was the cigarettes?

MULDER: Maybe he's really a Morley-Alien clone.

TICK: Damn, you found me out!

Andorra | December 18, 1998
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Mulder: "I didn't know we were going to work undercover with The Hulk on this mission. Cool!"

Scully: "Uh, Mulder, that isn't...."

Mulder: "Hey, Hulk, can I touch your radioactive buttocks? With those shades on, I didn't even recognize you. Surfs up, dude!"

Scully: "Mulder, you really ARE a dork."

Jon Nagy | December 18, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, don't you wish you had a rippling muscular chest like that one?

Mulder: No, actually, I'd rather have the swim trunks.

Emma | December 18, 1998
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Scully (thinking): "God, Mulder would look so much better in those shorts than this blue weirdo!"

Mulder (thinking) "Geez, that blue weirdo looks better in those shorts than I do!"

LCShipper | December 18, 1998
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Tick: "SPOOON!!"

Scully: "Looks like you've got more than that in those shorts."

Mulder: "Thanks,...ooh you weren't talking to me were you?"

sinbrew | December 18, 1998
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Mulder: Are those your shorts Scully?

Mr. Green | December 19, 1998
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What are our writers on?

Michelle | December 19, 1998

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