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June 24, 2000
Elizabeth


One day as Mr. and Mrs. Fulton were sleeping, an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"

"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.
The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."

The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"
"My name's Phillip, but my friends, well ... they call me Elizabeth."

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