June 24, 2000
Elizabeth
"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.
The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was
also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."
The intruder then turned to the husband and asked,
"What is your name?"
"My name's Phillip, but my friends, well ... they call
me Elizabeth."
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