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July 1, 2000
6th Grade History Test Answers
- Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all
wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert.
The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants
have to live elsewhere.
- Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where
they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get
the Ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached
Canada.
- Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred
porcupines.
- The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and
without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also
had myths. A myth is a female moth.
- Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around
giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died
from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his
career suffered a dramatic decline.
- In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped,
hurled biscuits, and threw the Java.
- Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the
battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him
because they thought he was going to be made king.
Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
- Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized
by Bernard Shaw.
- It was an age of great inventions and discoveries.
Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible.
Another important invention was the circulation of
blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure
because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir
Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot
clipper.