A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the mountains of
Canada. The first morning in the cabin, he awoke and
stood by the window admiring the scenery. Suddenly, he
noticed a huge animal walk by. "Och, whut's thaaat?" he
said.
His Canadian friend looked out and said, "Oh, that's a
moose."
"Och! If thaaat's a moose, hoo big are your cats aroond
here?"