April 8, 1998
Van Gogh’s Family Tree
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
  • His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh
  • His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh
  • The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
  • The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stopn Gogh
  • The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U Gogh
  • The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh
  • The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh
  • His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh
  • His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh
  • The nephew who drove a stage coach, Wellsfar Gogh
  • The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh
  • The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh
  • The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
  • His nephew psychoanalyst, E Gogh
  • The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh
  • An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
  • The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
  • A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
  • His Italian uncle, Day Gogh
  • And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh

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