RS HEAD IN NAKED DANCE SCANDAL
EXCLUSIVE> CNC's top philosopher and RS chief was one of three CNC staff members to attend a naked dance performance at Lancaster University's Nuffield Theatre last week.
Mr. F disguises himself for the cameras. |
Dance teacher Judith Wareing and Performing Arts Assistant Bernadette Smith also attended the performance, described by local Catholics as "obscene and pornographic." The three were unaware of the content of the evening before arriving at the theatre, where Mr. F. (right) was greeted by a top ENN reporter. After the RS head had viewed a poster he was more enlightened as to the nature of the performance. Asked what was on the poster, he replied, "well, not much." Other members of the party were unaware of the content when they arranged the trip.
The presentation, entitled "Grass", and arranged by the curiously named Javier de Fruitos, and featuring three male dancers was not well received by the CNC guests. They described it as "vile", "obscene" and having "no content", rather like the performances wardrobe. Mr. Finnerty was reluctant to make many comments, but insisted that he had been ‘misled' about the dance. It has also emerged that there had been some confusion, and they were at the wrong performance altogether...allegedly. Those who wish to see the dancers in the flesh can contact the organisers on (0171) 274 0785. Don't tell them that ENN sent you.
