ODE TO MR. F

*RS Supremo Anthony Finnerty*

POEM> An anonymous reader has sent in a short poem about RS department head Mr Finnerty, pictured left. Since ENN is always encouraging readers' contributions, we've decided to print it, although not in full. Some classic lines are omitted, but there are times when the Ed has to use his blue pencil.

Oh Mr F will you ever talk to me
or invite me to Lancaster for biscuits and tea,
or tell me how Plato was a sound guy,
or what happens to rabbits when they die,
will you argue over things that don't matter a bit
like if a table's a chair if I sit on it.

Sorry, that's all we dare print without the wise one's permission. We will seek it and print the rest if he so desires - Ed.