On a geocaching webpage: "Went back again and the close was clear."

"There's no group so small it can't have a schism."

Clover billboards: Litre of the Pack; Something in the Way she Mooves; Quart of Appeal.

"If you're a religious person, you're probably either a Jew or a Catholic."

Empty the prisons...make room for Congress.

Burma Shave
Was in the Past
Tangelos are here
To Last.

"They changed all the shampoo bottles ever since they made this--- you don't want it?" "No."

"Originally, I was going to go online today and figure out if I was going to go to Thomas's or what I was going to do -- but since I'm at this play and I have to take Elizabeth and that's 4 hours or so"

There was a whole story from a woman who hit a blind man while driving a school bus. She was a substitute driver and was worried she'd be fired (!) There were 4 school bus drivers on board.

"I still haven't forgiven ABC & CBS for changing like that. I still think Barbara Walters, 20/20, Ch. 13, and oh, NO!, it's 10 -- I don't know why they traded like that."

It's only funny till someone loses an eye-- then it's hilarious.

"When the baby started coming out I started crying. My wife said 'you shut up, *I*m the one having the baby!'"

"That Davis -- he's cutting into our retirement funds-- he has no business to do that!"

Well, rats. I thought I had the discussion of one girl wherein she verbed a noun (something like "to google", but not) and it all made sense, but I can't find it.

More spam names: Statuette M. Fanaticism, Confiscation R. Faucet, Anomaly M. Eventide, Relaxants I. Clammy, Argus C. Concludes, Eoism O. Practice, Silicosis I. Lighting, Indoctrination J. Clandestine, Goth U. Applicant, Tulle H. Sapsucker, Representational G. Edens, Archeology F. Gulliver, Imploded Q. Opthamology, Merchant R. Altruistic, Pansy H. Governance, Swigging P. Oligarch, Admonishing K. Comply, Misses T. Glimpsing, Gluing I. Deranging, Defoliation M. Permutations, Towering G. Digestive, Cleared H. Tonsil, Scariest L. Destrait, Rustbelt M. Demobilizing, Bisector K. Minister, Purer H. Understanding, Borrow L. Waspish, Commiserates F. Ludwig, Stalemate U. Cupid, Director K. Card, Ossification L. Propounds, Braver H. Rehabilitation, Cottages G. Laugh, Truism L. Reconsidering, Hypodermic H. Pawpaw, Supercilious I. Sabotage, Arson L. Mystic, Abstractest S. Hackle, Lapwings D. Marshes, Slanting R. Contentment, Crayoning F. Perhaps, Skylarked U. Altair, Crave F. Entrenching, Quarterbacked F. Lisp, Exhume Q. Flourescing, Urinating O.Calgary, Windstorms R. Indulgence, Lunchroom T. Irritably, Nourish B. Vectors, Outcrops P. Doha, Ratty A. Applauds, Shruging V. Penalize, Parboilin E. Bewilder, Wastepaper T. Taxidermist...

Kaolin J. Disaffect, Becomings M. Matriculatin, Dither Q. Fatalists, Wrangler J. Smirching, Blustering G. Righteously, Natively I. Sensitiveness, Costello Q. Sagebrush, Dictator U. Dustbins, Christendoms G. Internally, Rednecks P. Witnessed, Channeled H. Heartens, Amorous T. Neurons, Advantageous I. Fig, Exhibitor M. Victors, Porsche C. Singulaire, Crystalline G. Pussyfooting, Quartette I. Redound, Catafalque F. Seminole, Retorts G. Unzipping, Whirlwind L. Mostly, Peak A. Venezuelans, Riesling K. Catalina, Granny S. November, Cheddars T. Perpetrations, Bootblack K. Sarcastic, Delicacies F. Theorist, Undershirt P. Exhibitionist, Nesting C. Dressmaker, Zukor B. Gobbledygook, Gobbling B. Alfonso, Penurious H. Slowing, Palliating T. Crumbed, Treatment V. Stomps, Hellenize D. Quarter, Scornfully F. Hunger, Abatement T. Tether, Beatnik H. Motel, Structure A. Aggregate, Shrugging O. Andiron, Carped G. Tripole, Agriculturalist P. Duplicating, Ratios H. Conveniently, Ingenuous S. Schoolgirls, Chamomile C. Cornered, Fights H. Tabloid, Governesses E. Indus, Plumped V. Limousine, Infests P. Gravel, Matriculating R. Faceted, Spectrum H. Repenting, Exhumation S. Castigation, and Skewers H. Upholstering.

I like these guys, and I keep having a favorite... like, say, Crystalline G. Pussyfooting: but then, another one appears (Crayoning F. Perhaps? Agriculturalist P. Duplicating?) abd suddenly IT is my favorite! As long as I'm drowning in spam, might as well enjoy it.