Hawg's Mystery Date Game

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Tell me a little about yourself...

Of the following, what kind of movie would you most like to see on a first date?
A romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan or Michelle Pfeiffer.
A psychological thriller or historical drama starring Kim Basinger or Emma Thompson.
A sports or action flick with extreme skiing or lots of shoot em up bang bang scenes.
A quality film with such fine actresses as Marilyn Chambers or Traci Lords.

What, of the following, would you most like to hear your date say?
"Oh, hon, your apartment is beautiful! I love what you've done with the curtains."
"Is it just me, or does the strength of the economy and the condition of the environment seem to have reverse cycle trends that strongly complement each other?"
"Oh my GOD!! What kind of call was THAT?? Are you blind, ref, or just STUPID??"
"Oh baby. Oh god. Yes. Don't stop. Oooooooooooohhhh!!!"

What is your favorite drink, of the following?
Pina Colada, complete with little umbrella.
Cognac, served in a properly warmed snifter.
Beer, cheap or expensive, doesn't matter, just beer.
Tequila, served body shots style.

It's the first date. Who pays?
You do, of course.
You do, unless she asked for the date, in which case each person should pay equally, carefully calculated out with your portable adding machine.
Whoever wins at armwrestling.
Why pay? Most places don't really watch too close and it's sooooo easy to sneak out.




Acknowlegements and disclaimers:
Concept Artist: Hawg
Geek who actually wrote up Hawg's idea and made it come to Life: Jeniwren
Text and humor contributed by Jeniwren, AirLar, and Hawg.

Thank you, Hawg and Lar for making it a lot easier to do this. HUGE thank you to Slibs for the animated gif of Hawg. I almost peed my pants laughing when I got it. Additional thanks and apologies to the various people who unwittingly posed as dates here. The profiles are fictional. Mostly. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is probably co-incidental, but not 100% guaranteed. --Jeniwren

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