Hawg's Mystery Date Game

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Tell me a little about yourself...

Of the following, which date would you most prefer?
Picnic lunch at the park and a bike ride.
A concert or play and coffee afterward.
Watching the game on the tube and sucking down beer together.
Hiding behind bushes at the park together and scaring passersby by jumping out and screaming like lunatics.

Of the following, which gift would you most like to receive from your new sweetheart?
Roses and a card with a poem he wrote just for you.
A leather bound collectors edition of your favorite book.
Inline skates, helmet, kneepads and wristguards.
Handcuffs, a leather whip, and a copy of "How To Dominate Your Loved One"

How long do you think it's okay to hold out before having sex with your new sweetheart?
Until just shortly after the beautiful wedding you've always wanted.
Until all health tests are taken and passed and a vow of mutual exclusivity is signed in blood.
Until after the game is over. Who would want to miss the final score?
At least 15 minutes after first meeting. After all, who wants to be thought of as a slut?


It's the first date. Who pays?
He does, of course.
Each person should pay equally, carefully calculated out with your portable adding machine.
Whoever wins at armwrestling.
Why pay? Most places don't really watch too close and it's sooooo easy to sneak out.




Acknowlegements and disclaimers:
Concept Artist: Hawg
Geek who actually wrote up Hawg's idea and made it come to Life: Jeniwren
Text and humor contributed by Jeniwren, AirLar, Hawg and Petals.

Thank you, Hawg and Lar for making it a lot easier to do this. HUGE thank you to Slibs for the animated gif of Hawg. I almost peed my pants laughing when I got it. Additional thanks and apologies to the various people who unwittingly posed as dates here. The profiles are fictional. Mostly. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is probably co-incidental, but not 100% guaranteed. --Jeniwren

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