jeniwren@compuserve.com
Paula, Paula, Paula. What are you thinking? Worried that that book deal won't work out quite as sweetly with the current ending as it stands? Let's please torture America longer with your whines of "He felt me up and now I have a boring job." I, for one, would like to still be hearing all about how Clinton, that scoundrel, mistreated you well into my doddering years. (Given how much ire this whole thing arises in me, it could be sooner than later.)
Dear reader, if you haven't heard, Paula Jones, the self-proclaimed woman's suffering advocate has appealed the ruling of mean ole nasty JudgeWright. Evidently she's looking for a judge that will roll over and, cowed by her fleet of externally funded attorneys, hand the case over to a jury that can be led sheep-like to a ruling that better suits book sales.
Lemme clue you in, Paula. We're tired of you and your case. Really. I'm not the type to lie to you about such a thing. I doubt you could build a jury that would think you have a case. I may even lead a crusade to boycott your book whenever it comes out. If it comes out. I did that with the Star Trek movies and see what happened? They aren't making them anymore (the old series, I mean…Patrick Stewart is too cute to boycott).
Don't you think that 3 years is an awfully long time to be hanging on to an experience that happens to most attractive women in the work place? Especially when the incident occurred seven years ago. It took you four years to figure out that you were upset? I think not.
Let's be real here. The person you're taking to court is the President of the United States. Leader of the free world. You are a nobody with a big nose. With a hankering for world wide attention. (I've always wanted to use the word 'hankering' in a sentence. Wee Haw!) Normally, I would say you succeeded big time in grabbing the brass ring this time, but you made a lil mistake. You didn't pick a fiery or convincing enough sob story. Next time, maybe you could add how little green aliens and mad cows were involved too. That might be too much to believe, but it's certainly more interesting.
[Rant Mode OFF] Thanks for listening.
