Sex: Male
Height: Taller than a breadbox
Weight: Bigger with every burger
Hair: Ooh yeah
Eyes: With hips like those who needs eyes?
Guitar: Gave it up with crank, cocaine and heroin back in '84
Arch Nemesis: The Lagomorphs
Hobbies: Shooting television sets
Superpowers: Gyrate baby! Dig those swinging hips! The awesome ability to keep a band like the Lagomorphs together
Do you really need to be told who this guy is?