In the mists of antiquity, The Lagomorphs needed a manager. They turned to former rock and roll great Elvis Aaron Presley, who was only too pleased to help the future hope of the American Music Industry. They got on splendidly until Elvis began acting strangely toward backup vocalist Baggins. His dismissal as manager of The Lagomorphs shocked a nation.
Cold and alone, Elvis wandered the streets until he ran afoul of the dangerous and bloodthirsty squirrel Mafia. They had taken out a blood-pact against him for his abuse of the worlds largest squirrel, the afore mentioned Baggins. He found himself being crushed to death under a heavy appliance. His death shocked a nation.
Meanwhile, The Lagomorphs were once again in need of a manager. Having few options they turned to Lord Melchit, a gigantic black housecat, to assist them. It was only after signing the contract in virgin's blood that they learned the shocking truth.... Lord Melchit had been possessed by none other than that ruffian Elvis Presly. Their hands tied by strict breach of contract laws and Elvis' freaky powers, they have no choice but to struggle on in the hope of a clean tomorrow despite the scandal that shocked a nation.
MEET THE MANAGERS
