Welcome to the Kids JOke PaGe
Got any good jokes? Send them to me and I will put them up with your name!!
I may even send you a surprise!
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Q-- How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska?
A-- On icicles built for two!
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Q-- What kind of bug keeps Santa Claus company?
A-- Chimney Cricket!
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Q-- What do elves learn in school?
A-- The Elf-abet!!
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Kid #1: One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus decided to give his reindeer a vacation. In their place, he got eight monkeys to pull the sleigh. The names of the monkeys were Do, Re, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, and Doh.
Kid #2: Hey, what about Mi?
Kid #1: All right, you can pull the sleigh too!
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June 1, 1999:
From Dean Blake Jr in Ellabell, Georgia:
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork chops
Thanks Dean!
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Q-- What is the best way to catch a Squirrel?
A-- Act like a nut and he'll follow you anywhere!
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Q-- I have a head and a tail, but no body.. What am I?
A-- A coin!
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Q-- What happens to ducks when you tell them a joke?
A-- They "Quack up"... hee hee!
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Q-- Why did the turtle cross the road?
A-- Because it was the chickens day off.
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Q-- What do you get when you cross an insect with a rabbit?
A-- Bugs Bunny !!
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Q-- What is the difference between a skunk and a bottle of perfume??
A-- If you dont know..Please don't ever buy ME a bottle of perfume!
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