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Dr Les and Klaus join forces to have a go at Priesty

First, Dr Les:

Sir,
I find myself more and more disheartened by your attitude to the club that has brought you so much pleasure. I mean I personally find it very heartening that you can change the coach, the stadium, the team, the kit and what-have-you and Chelsea will still beat the Man Utds, the Barcelonas, the Real Madrids one day only to be humiliated by the Rotherhams, the Bradfords, the Arsenals the next. It shows that the club is bigger than one individual and I will take this opportunity to stress that you are either with us or agin us! Which is to be Priesty? Running round Tottenham with your willy hanging out? Or cheering for fucking Bolton Wanderers?
(Listen, fucko: we've been through all that - Priesty)

And another thing Priesty: if you look at your statistics a point at Highfield Road is a point gained and not 2 points lost. We always get done at Coventry away but Signor Rainieri has shored up our leaky defence to gain a valuable point. So look to the future, you muppet, Champions League here we come.

You see my point?
Dr Les, The Voice of Reason

Yes, Les, I see your point. Sigh.

Now Klaus has a go at Priesty:

Priesty,
So you think it was better in the past... Lets bring terraces back.... Dump all the foreign charlies... Play against the likes of Stockport every now and then and wait another 10 years before we beat Arsenal at fucking Highbury. Yes the real supporters would be left over, the Good Time Boys will fuck off to Craven Cottage and all will be well....

While you're at it I also want the three day week, miners strikes, Dennis Healey, fish and chips in papers, all good restaurants to close immediately, all computers to be destroyed and bring back pounds, shilling and pence.... Also there is a case for National Service (I've been advocating that all along - Priesty) and a reverse takeover of fucking India. Get real man. All you want is your youth back... back in that bedsit and a dick which can shag 5 times a nite (try some of those blue pills - they do fucking work)......

The point I am trying to make is that I want to win the fucking Championship... Beat all and sundry and bask in the glory of our 11 blue kangeroos... Yes it's sad, but there you are... Yes I would support CFC in the third divison, but it doesn't mean I would like it... Bit like the weather in London... You would get used to it but it's still shit.... We have come a long way... Lost a few romantic ideas on the way, but thats life...

Yes, Klaus, I see your point. Sigh.


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