Do you really hate someone in football ? Well now's your chance to get even. Suggest a villain, including your reasons for doing so, and I'll very likely immortalise your request on this page. A word of warning, though: it's no good just sending me an email with a name on it, as I'll just ignore it. Put a bit of effort into it and give some good (and hopefully funny) reasons, and I'll be more inclined to add your villain to the growing list of shame. Click here if your browser is configured to send email, or send an email to priesty@chelsea-fc.org.uk with your suggestion. |
Number 1: DAVID ELLERAY "Referee", 1994 FA Cup Final. Gave TWO penalties. "That's a penalty - oh dear did I forget to look ? Never mind, it's only the bloody Cup Final"
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Number 2: DEAN "FINBAR" SAUNDERS Accidentally committed a deliberate, terrible foul on Paul Elliott, who never played again.
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Number 3: GORDON "JUKE BOX JUDAS" DURIE "I'll always love Chelsea - except if someone comes in with an offer.."
Compuserve e-mail account who didn't leave his name. |
Number 4: KENNETH DALGLISH "Hoodena heedana fooking baistard oan the pitch an' Ah'm no pooting op wi' it" "Hey Boss - what the fook are ye talkin aboot ?"
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Number 5: Roy "The Butcher" Keane "Ough ough ough ough ough fecking ough" "Please, Roy, let go of me knackers"
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Number 6: ROBBIE FOWLER Called Graeme Le Saux a "fucking queer" and offered him his cheesy arse in front of 35,000 people. Said "Fuck your family" when told by Le Saux that it was them who'd be upset by it. Cried in public when it was suggested he took drugs, said it hurt his family. Fuck his family. "Look - I've changed, honest !"
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Number 6: YOUR CHOICE Come on, let's be having you. "Your worst villain here"
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This page is a light-hearted look at some of the villains who have upset me or Chelsea in the past.
No insult is intended, unless you're Elleray, Saunders, Keane or Fowler, in which case you can piss off. |
1999-2000 season: hits.