Dr Les Comes Good

Sir, How fantastic it is to be alive and to share my enthusiasm with life I am prepared to make you all richer with a failsafe scheme. How ? I will tell you how. Take out your fixture list for the rest of the season and look at who we have left to play. What does this group of opponents have in common? Yes, that's right - they are all complete shit-ah. Are you worried about Liverpool away? Don't be, as they have no moral fibre. Leeds away? Piece of piss. All the rest? Wankers to a man. So this is the plan: get down to Mr Labrokes and put a measly fiver on Chelsea to remain unbeaten for the rest of the season and if you are feeling alive another fiver on us reaching the Champions League. By my calculations these two bets would win you 18,970 quid after tax. Don't say I never give you anything. This is a licence to print money! Remember we are the second highest scorers in the league. Fuck'em all, fuck'em all, Tottenham, Leeds, Liverpool (and lets not forget Man City, Charlton, Southampton etc etc) You see my point ? I'm stunned - this is the best advice I've ever had. Les must have been drinking neat Panda urine, as this is head and shoulders above his usual half-baked plans. I'm deeply impressed. Priesty.

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