Oh woe is me, we lost to Charlton, share prices are plummeting and the club is staffed by foreign mercenaries! These are the sentiments of Priesty. I on
the other hand remain hugely upbeat and I will tell you why: Let's not forget that not 10 minutes ago Chelsea were fighting to retain their seat at the top table. Now we have tasted a little glory we are all bitching like
Man Utd supporters because we have not won the World Cup this season. Ask yourselves this question - how many top 5 finishes have Chelsea had in
the Premiership? The answer - not many. What three things do we have to look forward to next season? 1. UEFA cup action 2. Fulham home and away 3. Spanking Tottenham Think back to 1994 when Glenda took us to the Cup Final. Think of the players we had then - tell me how many you would want to see in Chelsea shirt
today. The answer is 2 - Eddie Newton and Frank Sinclair. Priesty is a muppet of the highest order to suggest that only 2 players give their all for Chelsea. I agree that Gianfranco and Den are living gods but have we forgotten John Terry, Poyet, Le Saux, John Harley, Jody (and the list goes on.......) - can
anyone who witnessed Poyet's brace against the Geordies in the semi-final last year accuse him of being a foreign mercenary ? Only a muppet would
dare. Say what you like about the league of nations that represent Chelsea, one sure thing is that they totally piss off those Combat18 chappies. I look
forward to the day when Chelsea field 11 Africans then we will see the racists squirm (motherfuckers that they are) When Claudio took the reigns of mighty Chelsea he found the club riddled by internal strife - but what can you expect after employing an Italian playboy?
He has now steadied the ship and we are all sailing towards the sunset. Rum, bum and concertina! We are on the verge of a fantastic season. Need I remind you lot again of the eternal debt that we all owe to Sir Ken? If it was not for him there would be no Stamford Bridge, no Gianfranco Zolas, no
5 trophies in 2 years. Who the fuck cares if our shares have dropped to 15p? Not me. Its a fucking football club and the players and fans are our assets.
So lets hear no more muttering about Matthew Harding, his Mrs, Vialli or any other fucker for that matter. Lets get behind Ken, erect a huge electric fence
and kill anyone who looks at us funny. Now I know that I let one or two of you down with my misguided betting certainties but I have a fantastic combination for you that will put all that right. All
you have to do is put a pound on the following:
Chelsea to win the UEFA cup + Fulham to score less than 25 goals in the Premier League and Tottenham to get relegated. Once again I bow to the great god Les's wisdom. I retract everything I said about Charlton, Santa Ken and everyone else. I fully endorse what he says about Gus (sorry, Gus !) and that we should kill anyone who looks at us funny. Again, I'm deeply impressed.
© 2000
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Dear Mr Doom-and-Gloom,
