Dr Les On Pies, Cider and Nightclubbing

Sir, have you lost your fucking mind? Has your fragile grip on reality finally ridden off over the horizon? What am I on about? I will tell you what: 1) The nations favourite pie? What the fuck did they pay you to promote such a turkey? Football has enough to worry about without such nonsense. Now lets here no more about it. Northern fucking monkeys. 2) Fretting over whether we will hand Man City a spanking? Let me remind you of that quaint northern song: Leeds, Leeds, ba ba ba, City, City, ha ha ha, Scouser, Scouser, lock up your car. Those northern chaps, with their pints of tetleys and UB40s, are suggesting that City (i.e. Man City) are a fucking joke. The only flaw in this well reasoned point is that they also suggest that Leeds are sheep-shaggers and I was unaware that they had sheep down pit. 3) I am also flabbergasted by your continued Stasi-style censorship. I still cannot understand why you cannot write about enjoying a night down the ******** with a few of your mates and then ****** some poor fucker half to *****. I am often seen in the VIP lounge, giving my ferret a half of mild from an ashtray. I thought we lived in a democracy ? On a lighter note I would like to add my personal congratulations to Taunton Town, recent winners of the FA Vase. If you ever get the chance pop down to Wordsworth Drive and take in a game you will enjoy a high quality of football, a pint with a scotch for a pound and good old fashioned west country cider-fuelled madness. I saw Peter Rhodes-Brown playing last time I took in a game and sat next to Don "its my heart" Howe. You can't buy that kind of entertainment. I caan't read and I caan't write it don't fucking matter I come down from Didcot Town A' ridin' on a tractor Priesty, my advice to you is to get a fucking grip and renew your Ritalin prescription. You see my point ? Dr Les, MDMA, THC, LKJ Cheers, Les. Not much to argue about on points 1, 2, or the thing about Taunton Town - cider-fuelled madness is a familiar acquaintance. As for point 3, I will be sending you a subpoena to appear as my chief defence witness in the libel case.. Priesty.

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