I have a couple of points I would like to air on your tawdry, sensationalist, heavily censored website: The first is concerning "Bubble", who has been billed as both an East Stand regular and a lover of marching powder. Now as any doctor will tell you , the two
are not mutually exclusive. Cocaine is a natural remedy for altitude sickness and anyone who regularly sits in the Upper Tier of the East Stand will be familiar
with the associated symptoms (light-headiness, vertigo and nose-bleeds). As a medical expert I strongly advise Uncle Ken to give out half a gramme per game to
every season ticket holder. This may in fact justify the price of a season ticket, and of course fans will be able to retain their sense of humour while watching
the Mighty Blues succumb to Leicester, Sunderland or Charlton. And who knows ? We might even get a song out of them. The second point I wish to discuss is the worrying matter of Gus Poyet. I would like to make a direct appeal to this Chelsea legend: Gus, if you want to leave Chelsea, leave England. Do not even think about moving north (i.e. Tottenham, Watford, Liverpool) or even west (Fucking Fulham). You face a total loss
of respect and you will be treated like a bitch if you ever come to the Bridge. Please Gus, have a word with yourself along the lines of don't be a cunt. Finally let me share the insane optimism that I feel about the coming season: I personally think that we are finally getting it right and are about to embark on
a decade of total domination. All we need is a midfield playmaker in the role of Eddie Newton and the final piece of the jigsaw will be complete. 10-1 for the
Championship seems like money for nothing.
Dr Les,
MD PHD BMP Once again I am humbled by the sheer common sense of Les' contributions... May I suggest that Stefan Effenberg would be apropos in the Newton role ? I know that fucker Claudio visits my site regularly, so how about it, lemon-features ?
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
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