Dr Les On Wise, Poyet and Priesty

Sir, The last time I had the misfortune of writing to you I spelt out my immense feeling of optimism for the coming season, i.e. that we are about to embark on a period of total domination (domestic and european). If anything this feeling has been swelled by the recent arrival of Frank, Emmanuel and Willie. But as usual you and some of other contributors have failed to see the light - what am I on about? I will tell you, boy. Poyet is a bitch. The only mystery is how he managed to fool us for so long. Why did no one realise sooner? Remember he left Chelsea because he wanted to win something. The only thing he is likely to win at Tottenham is wall space on some sad little loser's bedroom wall. Fuck off Poyet and never come back. Dennis Wise belongs in that select club of ex-Chel stalwarts who have left to play elsewhere with their heads held high. I would like to say thank you Dennis for the hours of priceless entertainment (who could ever forget the Paul Scholes sending off?). You Sir are a gentleman and an athlete. Give my regards to Frank when you see him and I hope to see some onfield bust-ups with Mustapha "Wank" Izzett. My Little Pony? Are you having a laugh? He's French, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel. Petit may not look nice but he is an excellent midfield general and he's Chelsea. Remember the world and his wife wanted to sign him and he chose Chelsea. I say bon chance manu, et encoulez un poulet! Oh and by the way, get your bleeding hair cut. Sir Ken Bates is rapidly approaching his 20th year at the wheel of the good ship Chelsea. Despite the constant abuse he has to endure from upstarts like Priesty and Harding, he has continued to impress me with his management style. Lets hope he's around for another 20 years. Electric fences and bovrils all round. Three cheers for Sir Kenneth of Bates. You see my point ? Dr Les. Don't look at me, chief. I'm saying nowt... Priesty.

© 2000 Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.