Sir,
It is with great regret and a heavy heart that I wish to bid farewell to a Chelsea legend. So goodbye, Frank, you were a great addition to the side and you
were not afraid to say your piece.
So lets take a stroll down memory lane and remember the 5 years of the Frank Leboeuf Show. Here are the official Dr Les top 10 moments, courtesy of
Monsieur Leboeuf...
- Frank was happy to move to London but angered our Northern brothers by suggesting that no one in their right minds could live up north.
- He stamped on that horrible little fairy Harry Kewell in front of an appreciative television audience
- He described David Beckham as "too arrogant", Dennis Bergkamp as "a shit" and Alan Hansen "xenophobic"
- He is king of the long shot, the 70 yard cross field pass, the deadball and the swan dive
- He has a vicious 90 inch scar across the back off his head
- He's only missed one penalty, while scoring a fuckload
- He was instrumental in the downfall of that Italian playboy, (he who signed Sutton and who was found to have no coaching qualifications)
- He did not sign for Tottenham. He had the good grace to leave the country.
- He was here, he was there, we're not allowed to swear/he was every fucking where (delete as appropriate)
- He was Frank Leboeuf
So farewell then Frank. I and all true Chelsea fans wish you all the best at your new club. I also wish to apologise on behalf of those narrow minded retards who gave you a hard time when you played in the blue of Chels. You must not let these racist morons get you down, they are scum who ought to have their
eyelids cut off while being forced to watch endless repeats of Mr Bean.
Au Revoir Monsieur Le Boeuf.
Dr Les.
Hmmm. Just a couple of points, Les:
- He only had the "good grace" to leave the country because no club here wanted him
- He stitched up Vialli behind his back while brown tonguing him whenever he was around.
- He's a cunt.
Priesty.
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