Sir,
The season is almost upon us and the sap is definitely rising. I can feel the excitement from my Wanchai penthouse and it feels real good.
I would however like to clarify a couple of issues:
- Nobody loves a smart-arse, Barney. Whether Frank missed 1 or 2 penalties is beside the point. The point is, Barney my friend, he was a
man of steel from the penalty spot. Even you cannot argue with that.
- It appears that I was a little premature in the praise I heaped upon the departing Frank Leboeuf. Frank, in his infinite wisdom, has taken
the opportunity of rubbishing Chelsea, describing them as "nobodies" before he came. Well Frank we still hold the record for highest
aggregate score in a European competition (unless Barney contradicts me). We have also won the Cross-Channel Trophy, the Zenith Data
Systems cup and the Full Members Cup. Hardly nobodies, Frank. Still, at the end of the day I'd rather have a drink with motor-mouth Frank
than that snake-in-the-grass Poyet.
- Chris Sutton took the opportunity of slapping David Beckham in the recent Giggsy testimonial. I say well done, Christopher. It is a shame
that you are so shit, but keep up the good work. 10 out 10 for effort.
- Welcome Zenden. Here's to the prospect of the two of the best wingers in the business torturing the opposition with electric runs,
in-swingers, out-swingers and penalty box dives. Its a shame that we got rid of that Chris Sutton as he'd have benefitted from some
decent service. Still lets see how many Jimmy-Floyd helps himself to this season.
- How the mighty have fallen. Van De Saar at Fulham? Well Edwin, you ****** motherfucker, you are in for a shock when you realise that
Jean Tigana is a gentleman of colour and that Craven Cottage is an embarrassment to professional football. It is little wonder that you were
banished to training with the youth team at Juve. You sir are a prick, and an arsehole of the highest order. I look forward to seeing you
picking the ball out of your net on a regular basis, fuckface.
- Sam Dalla Bona. Don't want a new contract? What is wrong with you boy? In danger of losing your place in the team? Well my advice to
you, my boy, is to stop fannying around and get your bleeding hair cut. You are in grave danger of acting like a wanker. Get with the cunting
programme.
- Priesty was publically criticised for abusing David Beckham's mum. Well Priesty, I for one believe in free speech, and I fully support your
well reasoned attack on young David and his family. Well done for upholding our right to savage the loved ones of rival teams.
You see my point ?
Dr Les.
Well, well. It's a bit of a shock to receive praise from Les, considering that he's spent the last five years rubbishing this site. What's up, Les ? You are suspiciously mellow lately. If you will forgive my presumption, I prescribe a visit to your mate Wun Fatt Tit's Emporium to stock up on a couple of dozen Mandies, to be taken only with alcohol. That should put some lead in your pencil. You ask Joyce and Vicky..
Priesty.
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