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Surgery Notes
Sir,

I am again dismayed at the amount of negativity gushing from your excuse for a website. In the interests of good taste I would like to make the following points:

1. Start to the season

Contrary to the views published on your site I personally am elated at our start to the season. An away win, a clean sheet and two comedy goals in two matches ? We are three points better off than last season and 3 points could mean the championship, mark my words.

2. ACAB

I would like to take issue with your description of my eviction from the Bridge and clarify a couple of points. a) I was in no way rowdy nor obviously drunk, merely in possession of short hair and short trousers (which I do not believe to be an evictable offence). b) The sergeant who I spoke with agreed that I was not drunk but still had to support his neo-nazi brother officer (fucking Masons) c) I was not seen rolling a joint on the tube I was in fact seen being bodily evicted from some crappy nightclub in Camden town for crimes unknown (well unknown to me anyway).

3. David Burrows

I read with interest an apology issued by Dave to all Coventry fans following his 2 fingered salute to the home crowd after failing to beat 9-man Forest. David claimed that he never meant any offence and is hugely apologetic. Now, Dave, in my experience a V-sign is always likely to cause offence and in fact that is it's sole purpose. Only ripping off your shirt, pulling down your shorts and shitting on the club badge is likely to cause more outrage. Nevertheless I salute you as I have yet to meet a Coventry fan who did not deserve a good beating.

4. Poyet Bottle Merchant?

Did Poyet deliberately get sent off so that he would miss Spurs visit to the Bridge ? I personally think that was exactly his motive. I hope everyone will now see him for the cunt that he is.

5. Jon Harley

A lot has been said about Harley's move to hated rivals Fulham. Well I would like to add my own 2p's worth to this debate. It was Harley's decision to leave and his decision to join Fulham. In my book that makes him an ungrateful little prat who should have been drowned at birth. Fuck you Jon.

6. Fulham fans ?

After the Newcastle match Priesty, Dogman, Nobby, Klaus and I met up in the Fulham Tup for a post match cheeky lager or two. The Fulham vs Man Utd match was on the box and we were appalled when so-called Chelsea fans cheered each Fulham goal. Has the world gone mad ? Cheering on Fulham ? Fuck Fulham. Fuck Man Utd. Fuck Poyet. Fuck Harley. Fuck Vialli. Fuck Flo. Sing up Chelsea.

You see my point ?

Dr Les.

Most of your points are well-made, Les, but I hardly think that you are in a position to gainsay my version of the events surrounding your igominious ejection from Stamford Bridge, being, as you were, beastly drunk at the time. I will rely on my readers' well-known ability to discern the wood from the trees and correctly decide which of us is nearer to the truth. Tut tut.

Priesty.


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