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Sir,

Recent shocking events have confirmed to me exactly what a crazy world we live in. What earth-shattering events are these? I will tell you:

1. Will you fuck off Poyet.

Is Klaus trying to wind me up ? Chelsea fans applauding and chanting the name of a Tottenham player at Stamford Bridge ? If this is true then Ken should take immediate action and ban the people responsible for life.

If any Chelsea fans still harbour good feelings towards Poyet then they are not Chelsea fans, they are muppets. Next these cunts will be cheering for Teddy Sheringham or Martin Keown or Dean Saunders.

Poyet is Tottenham, end of fucking story. Whatever he was in a previous life is neither here nor there. Get a fucking grip. The world is a crazy enough place without Chelsea fans cheering on the opposition. Fuck me, what would have Mr Zigger-Zagger had to say ? Having said that, however, I have sat next to a drunken Priesty who was loudly booing Jody Morris when he scored against Bolton.

Now join with me in a rousing chorus of fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all, United, West Ham, Liverpool. We are the Chelsea and we are the best, we are the Chelsea so fuck all the rest.

2. Martin does not dive ?

Arsene will not let it lie. He is now going on record to refute allegations, possibly those made on this very website, that Martin is a diver. Arsene is big enough to admit that there was not a mark on Martin. No bruise, no redness, no swelling. That's because there was no elbow, you cunt. He dived. He cheated. He will pay.

3. Mark of respect

Now I will probably outrage a few of your readers with this next section, but that's life. I am amazed by the hypocrisy of UEFA postponing matches because of the recent events in the US of A. Did UEFA postpone matches when Nixon bombed Cambodia and Laos - causing thousands of deaths of innocent people ? Did they cancel matches after the My Lai massacre? What about the bombing of the Chinese embassy ? No, they did nothing.

The world is full of human tragedy and suffering and we need a release - drugs and football are exactly the safety valve we so desperately need. They didn't cancel the 1915 cup final, did they ?

You see my point ?

Dr Les.

Yes and no, Les. As I am tired of repeating, I booed Jody A) because I was, as you say, pissed, and B) because every other cunt there booed him (except you, of course). If he hadn't of scored that goal Everton would have been relegated, so your mate Jody is a bit of a cunt, isn't he.

Secondly, I'm not sure UEFA even existed in 1965 when the Yanks were bombing Laos and North Vietnam. I suppose it's a moot point, though, as I suspect UEFA won't be postponing any games while Afghanistan is being bombed either.

Priesty.


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