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Surgery Notes
Sir,

Today I would like to raise a couple of well balanced points with your readers. These issues have been weighing heavily and I feel it is high time they were discussed:

Where are they now ?

I would appreciate if anybody could share any light on the whereabouts of any of the following individuals:

  1. George Davis - allegedly innocent
  2. Lord Lucan - last seen in Zimbabwe
  3. Eddie Newton - unarguably the most gifted player of his generation
  4. Robert Maxwell - a large island off the coast of Tenerife
  5. That bloke from Manic Street Preachers
  6. Gavin Peacock’s hair - Skinhead ! Skinhead !
  7. Fabrizio Ravenilli - scorer of the winner in 1996 European cup final
  8. O.S. Bin Laden - popular American comedian
  9. Shergar - suspected of engaging in sex with horses
  10. Michael Duberry - a pearl amongst racist swine
Always check the runway for mice

Perhaps somebody should remind Fergie that no team has ever won the premiership title while losing 6 games in a season. United have now lost 3 in 11. By my calculations they will be lucky to avoid the drop this season. It could not happen to a nicer team. Meanwhile Fergie is bleating on about stress - well, Alex, perhaps if you had not sold your best defender or broke the bank to buy 2 mediocre journeymen then you would have less to moan about !

Do not feed us, we’re Chelsea

Nice to see the press have taken the objective moral high ground once again. You know my feelings on public drunkenness, nudity and cowardice and I fully support the members of the press in their latest hate campaign against Chelsea. I say well done the Daily Mail, The Evening Standard, The Manchester Guardian and all the others (you know who you are). I personally think it is terrible that all journos are portrayed as mindless drunken cunts who make up stories and distort the facts. Let's hope they never turn their gaze on those loveable northern monkeys, Leeds Utd, otherwise there might have to be another re-trial !

Join me all in a rousing chorus of Carefree: "Carefree wherever you may be, cos we are the famous CFC, and we don't give a fuck whoever you maybe, cos we are the famous CFC..

You see my point ?

Nice one, Les. At last you are coming round to my way of thinking. Bravissimo !

Priesty.


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