I must apologise for the errors in my last submission. Of course it was Mark Dennis not Mark Wright, and of course it was little Alan and not little Jonathan. I suspect that I am losing the plot, but in my defence it has been damned hot out here... Besides apologizing I wanted to raise a couple of points with your audience. A lot of people were surprised, not to say a little disappointed, by the Charlton result. I cannot understand why; Charlton have spanked Arsenal and Spurs and will probably do every London team. They did the double over us last year and I have it on good authority that Alan Curbishley will be taking over from Alex Ferguson at the end of the year. I remember my first visit to the Valley. We had the chance of going top but soon found ourselves 2 goals down; but we got behind the team and clawed our way back to 2-2. You know the rest of the story - we let in a further 3 goals to lose 5-2 ! Chelsea won the battle of the car park, however, turning Alan Simonsen's car onto its roof. Our first points at Sunderland since 1989 and we should have won courtesy of a Jokanovic peach. Who says he's shit ? (answers in your guest book). Phillips is a horrible little pikey, and no mistake. So it's goodbye to Colin. Thanks for everything Col. Who said that all northerners are uncouth twats ? Fergie has now turned about face and said that United can win the league ! He aims to do this by signing the Chelsea defence. Flattery will get you fucking nowhere - why don't you retire, you sour faced cunt? Nice to see Ratboy Fowler getting into the Leeds spirit and getting arrested after the teams Xmas party. Throw away the fucking key ! Make an example of the fucker. Hanging's to good for him ! What with his goal line cocaine sniffing antics... fucking druggie. I would like to congratulate Carlo on his coming of age. I must confess that after the 4-2 spanking we received at home to Sunderland last season I had my doubts about him; however I was totally wrong. Sunday's match was a virtuoso performance by Carlo. Rarely have I seen such a display - the closest that springs to mind is young Steve Francis in the FA Cup match against Liverpool. What with Bozza warming the bench I think that we have the best goalies in the world !
Dr Les.
I like your style, Les. Every reader can learn something from your pontifications. They can learn, for instance, that your calling Ratboy a fucking druggie is proof of the old saying that "it takes one to know one".
On a slightly more worrying note, I understand that your young brother has been despatched to the Orient for Christmas. This action on the part of your demented Mother defies belief, but is, alas, true to type. I have had the pleasure of making your brother's acquaintance on a few occasions, and found him to be the single shining pearl amongst the filthy swine of your atrocious family. Therefore, before this innocent young lad is swept under under by a tide of debauchery not seen since the heyday of Lord Byron and his opium-guzzling chums, I make the following plea on his behalf: He is at an impressionable age, and does not need the kind of impressions that you are planning for him. "Fucky Sucky Fi' Dollar" may seem an exciting prospect to a teenage boy, but mark my words it will lead to a ruin that will make your own state of depravity seem tame by comparison. You know it makes sense...
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
