Surgery Notes

Sir, Oops - it appears that I have stepped on some toes in my crusade against Judas Poyet ! What have I done ? OTT Abuse I usually enjoy leafing through your guest book, as the majority of entries are well balanced, not to say amusing. However it would appear that Gus Poyet's lovechild has taken offence at what he calls the constant OTT abuse directed at his dreamboat. He suggested that such behaviour sounds like that of a jilted teenager and may encourage morons to throw bottles ! Well as Priesty points out I am the one moron who constantly slags off that bitch Poyet and I would like to say the following in my defence: Poyet is a mercenary fucking whore We are better off without him He is a Spurs player and should be treated as scum The bottle was thrown at Sir Les Ferdinand, not Poyet Poyet was booked for attempting to take Jody Morris from behind He claims that Chelsea discarded him - even though he was offered a 1 year extension At the risk of being boring I would like to remind readers that he left Chelsea to join Spurs - that is the ultimate fuck-up. I understand that some of your readers might find him sexually attractive and don't like to read anything bad about him - but he is a fucking turncoat who should have the word "JUDAS" branded onto his forehead and be shunned wherever he goes. Fucking hell - next we'll be getting told off for not liking Teddy Sherringham or Dean Saunders ! I hope that clears the air once and for all. Let's hear no more about Vialli, Poyet, Hoddle, Durie, Harley or any other motherfucker who plays for/manages another team. Priesty the Player Rob Varney asks if Priesty, the president of this website, is the same as the Priesty who scored a hatful of goals for the reserves. Well, Rob, having played many matches with Priesty I can tell you he most certainly is not ! Our Priesty is a mouthy goalie who can produce a Carlo-esque wonder save one minute and then let a trickler in the next. His main strength was his ability to abuse, annoy and entertain both team mates and opposition alike. Having said that he was always the first name on my team sheet. Fuck off Les Everyone will agree with me that my namesake, Les Ferdinand, is without doubt one of the worst strikers in the game. How is it, then, that he will be remembered as the scorer of the 1,000th Premiership league goal ? Undoubtedly the only striker worse than Les is Brian Deane, the scorer of the very first Premiership goal. Figure that one out ! Come on Cardiff At the risk of encouraging morons to throw bottles, I would like to say how much I enjoyed the Cardiff V Leeds Cup match. Nice to see once again that Leeds, who are happy to give it out, are distinctly uncomfortable when on the receiving end. O'Leary was protesting that Sam H walked round the pitch and that Alan Smith was sent off ! Perhaps they should replay the game in the neutral surrounds of Ellen Road to make it fairer. Remember Leeds have won fuck all and O'Leary is starting to feel the strain... You see my point ? Dr Les. Once again I see your point, Les. The way O'Leary is going he will be on the end of a Knighthood before long. Him and Lord Fergie are obviously from the same mould, apart from the fact that Fergie knows how to manage a football team, that is. Priesty.

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