Sir, How the mighty have fallen ! The man they once revered for his fairness of play and mildness of temper shocked the nation in an ugly assault on Jody's nether regions. How can this be? Paulo Di Canio is a model of professionalism and typifies the lost art of the sporting gentleman ! It must be the pressure of receiving a FIFA fair play award that causes such a saintly man to stamp on another player's wedding tackle. Lucky for Jody that he has recently become a father ! Still, in his defence Paulo did shake Jody's hand and refrained from pushing the ref to the ground.. My old friend Martin was in the press calling for a trial by video to sort out whether he was actually elbowed by Viduka. Come on Martin, haven't you learnt your lesson ? Last time you were pretending to be hurt and got Jimmy Floyd an early bath the sending off was struck off ! And now you want to do it all over again ? What are you, a fucking retard ? I would have thought that someone filmed hurling the corner flag into the crowd might like to shut the fuck up and keep his head down ! I call for Sir Les to be tested for performance enhancing drugs ! How else can anyone explain that he has scored 14 goals - no, not in his career but this season alone ! I would like to apologise to all your visitors over my treatment of Gus Poyet. I must confess that at the time I made my feelings public I was unaware of one crucial piece of information. If I had known then what I know now I would have taken an entirely different view of the matter. What is this missing piece of information? The fact that he has been seen in public kissing his Spurs shirt.. I am appalled that any Chelsea fan can defend such a fucking monster ! How could we be so blind for so long ??
Dr Les.
Yes, Les, I certainly fucking do. In fact you are so unusually lucid that perhaps we should also call for for you to be tested for performance-enhancing drugs ?
© 2001
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
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