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Sir,

Two deaf blokes are sitting in a pub when a song comes on the jukebox.

1st deaf bloke (spoken in a deaf accent): "What kind of music is this?"
2nd deaf bloke (also spoken in a deaf accent): "I don't know, I'll go and ask the barman".

With this he gets up and goes over to the barman and says "Barman, what type of music is this? Is it punk rock?"

Barman: "No".
2nd deaf bloke: "Is it disco?"
Barman: "No"
2nd deaf bloke: "Is it trance?"
Barman: "No"
2nd deaf bloke: "Well what kind of music is it then?"
Barman: "I don't know, but I think its Country and Western"

The 2nd deaf bloke returns to his table. His friend asks "What type of music is this? Is it punk rock?"

2nd deaf bloke: "No"
1st deaf bloke: "Is it disco?"
2nd deaf bloke: "No"
1st deaf bloke: "Is it trance?"
2nd deaf bloke: "No"
1st deaf bloke: "Well what kind of music is it then?"
2nd deaf bloke: "He didn't know but he thinks its some cunt from Preston"

Boom, boom !

You see my point ?

Dr Les.

Sigh..

Priesty.


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