Sir, I will soon be giving up writing for your site to take up the position of Pikey Rose-Lee on Brighton Pier, such is my ability to predict the future. This week has reconfirmed my belief that if Jesus was still alive he would have been a Chelsea fan. You can almost hear Glenn Hoddle's pre-match talk to his bunch of pensioners: "Listen, lads, these foreigners don't like it up 'em, so let's explode out of the blocks, put ourselves about, get the early goal and we'll be in the semis ! They've no stomach for the fight. Let's go ! But first let's all join in a prayer.." And what happens ? Ziege flattens Jesper after 2 seconds, Sir Les almost gets sent off after 2 mins and that donkey Richards can only haul down the King of Iceland when he is clean through on goal. Then on 12 minutes King William of Gallas opens his account and you know Tottenham are out of the Cup. It is obvious that Glenn has been spending a long time with his defenders as they were well on top of their game. That Ledley King is a future England prospect, and Dean Richards looks like a snip at two bob. I feel very sorry for those Spurs fans out there. They must have been ever so excited about the prospect of playing us again and probably thought they were in for a treat. Never mind, eh? What is wrong with Chelsea fans? What has Poyet done that is so wrong? All he did was join a team where everybody is a similar age (ie fucking ancient). Gus was a loyal servant of Chelsea and I for one would like to say thank you. I feel quite sorry for him, what with having to share a dressing room with Teddy Sheringham and play golf with Hoddle and Sherwood. Let's have no more digs at Gus - let him die in peace. So Fulham are back in the FA Cup semis. It is becoming quite a regular occurrence for them - that's twice in 27 years. Not bad for a tin-pot, two-bob club with a racist goalie. I wonder what that little cunt Harley has to say for himself ? Please join in a rousing chorus of "we fucking hate harley, harley, we fucking hate harley" Nice to see Chelsea fielding a back four of non-whites. I wonder what those moronic fuckwits at Combat 18 have to say on the subject - probably something pithy.
Dr Les.
I see all your points except for the one about Vialli, Les. But then you would know all about what makes a good manager and coach, wouldn't you, you muppet. As for Poyet, I know that you are only trying to wind me up. Leave him alone, my arse. I haven't started yet...
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
You see my point ?
