Have you suffered a blow to the head recently ? I only ask because for the first time in the 9 years your excuse for a website has been running, you have started to talk sense. What am I on about ? I will tell you what.. So farewell then Frisky, old boy. We will miss your Perma-tan, your bleached blonde hairdo and your love of the red card. But I am confused as to why you jacked it all in. Okay, I am prepared to believe that there are some psychos who follow Chelsea and have the ability to track you down to rural Sweden to threaten your family (admittedly it's a bit far fetched but I will give you the benefit of the doubt), but are you trying to tell me that you never received any death threats the last time we played Barca ? You remember, the time against Arsenal when you sent off Celestine and gave them 2 penalties to turn over our 3-1 at the Bridge ? You see the truth is that Anders has made up this whole story because he was caught bang to rights on his bath-time exploits with Frankie from Holland. The facts are that he welcomed Frankie into his dressing room and then sent off Didier. Fact: his judgement is in question. He had to go, even FIFA could not stand by him. So he made up the whole story ! Shocking eh ? So it's goodbye to the best team in Europe, dumped out of the Champs league by the upstarts from the Bridge. The question is how come Chelsea, who played fantastic football, scoring 5 goals and going 3-0 up in the first 18 minutes, come out of the tie with our credibility still being questioned ? Equally, how can Barcelona influence the ref in the 1st leg, get systematically taken apart in the 2nd and end the game brawling with stewards in the tunnel and still come away smelling like roses ? Let's not even mention the bottle throwing, the diving or the spitting. Cunts, that's what they are !
On the subject of cunts, how do you think Sammy Eto'o felt after the game at the Bridge ? He was right in his prediction that "playing Barcelona will be a nightmare for Chelsea at the Nou Camp", but I did not realise he was talking about Frisky ! He must have felt very sad after the 2nd leg. So sad that he made up the allegations about being called a monkey. I say well done Barcelona for putting 4 goals past us in 2 games. You should be very proud. Well done indeed. See you next year ! I had the pleasure to watch Blondie in concert the other night. Very impressive. I was right at the front, so close that I could smell her fishnets. Tell me, is it wrong to want to mount a 59 year old woman ? She finished her show with the immortal phrase "Cruise on, motherfuckers !" Class or what? When I last met my scouse mate, Jimmy, he was indignant about Jose's behaviour in Cardiff. But in his defence Jose had to put up with 35,000 scousers abusing him for the first 80 minutes of the game, so in my book he had every right to share a joke with them when that donkey Gerrard equalised. In fact I thought Jose was somewhat subdued - he should have had a shit on the touchline, hurled it into the crowd and wiped his arse on a red and white scarf. If you are thinking about visiting Chelsea's new training ground, watch out for the Cobham constabulary. They don't like strangers and have a particular dislike for foreigners and non-whites (just ask Eidur and Glenn). Priesty, ex-resident of Cobham, is well known to PC Holloway and his chums, having entertained them at various times with bald tyres, public brawling, cheque fraud, drug antics and swingers parties. Ask him. Go on. I was amused to read Johan's comments on Chelsea being bad for football. He's not still smarting over the way that Sir Ken of Bates booted out Ruudy all those years ago, is he ? Even as we speak Ruud is probably stuffing his sausage in an unnatural corner of Johan's niece.
Les.
For once I can find no fault with this. I even have to hold up my hands about the Cobham police - much as it hurts me to admit it, Les is speaking the truth. My only defence is that these events occurred in the early eighties, a time which I am certain many of us would not want dragging back up. Particularly Dr Les, who at the time was a spotty youth with a Mohican haircut who was still living with his parents. They were so ashamed of him that they made him wear a hat when shopping at Tescos.
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
You see my point ?
