
Presumably your recent inactivity is due to the fact that certain class A, B and C drugs are now legally consumable, and therefore you have been scouring
the aisles at your local Asda trying to buy some Moroccan shish kebab with
Columbian sauce (to be microwaved separately). Recent exihibitions by the Mighty Blues have undoubtedly driven you to this course of action, and totally justified it has been too... Last Wednesday, however, we awoke from this pharmaceutical nightmare to see
Don Claudio's men (have we ever doubted him) totally and utterly outplay
the northern branch of scrubs united...
Not even their pathetic attempts at bringing some violence into the game tilted the Mighty Blues... Slavisa Jokanovic - one of the greatest ball
players ever to grace the pitch - used all his Balkan experience to sort
out the northern bastards before they could get shirty, knowing that,
irrespective of how many free kicks u give away, if you play against a team of
wankers it doesnt matter anyway... The Iceman cometh... didn't he do well.... the Leeds defence proved to be brainless.. I just hope that Bowyer and Woodcunt are better represented in court.. or do I ??? Of course I don't.... They'll go down the sooner and longer the better. As far as self-styled demigod O'Leeery is concerned, what have you
won so far ??? Spent 100 mill got fuck all... that makes even us look
good...
© 2001
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Chelsea 2 (Gudjohnsen [2])
28th November 2001
Sir,