I have to object in the strongest possible terms to your racist and demeaning comments concerning my heritage. To refer to the great German nation as a towel-hugging bunch of holiday
makers without a sense of humour, who just scraped thru to the finals, is
totally unfounded and typical of the way your tawdry website has been
undermined by Sun or Daily Mirror-like reporting. Ve have a great sense of humour, as has been long recognized by the messiah
Basil Fawlty. You throw a custard pie in our face and push us in the swimming
pool, we laugh, yes ve fucking vell vill. But don't call our Mercedes a
Volkswagen etc etc and don't mention the war, at least not the one in
Afghanistan where we will turn up as soon as it's over and get some
rebuilding contracts by putting our towels on the runway. The fact that you
lot have just unwrapped a few thousand taliban and put their turbans down
instead of towels doesn't phase us in the slightest. As far as the World Cup draw is concerned - ha ha ha... Cameroon.. The
Irish... Saudi Arabia... Shit, who will we blame if we lose ? England are in
a much better situation.. you can get all the usual excuses up front
already... but I digress... CFC's glorious Saturday morning exploits against that northern pub team will
live with us for a long time. Obviously the press put it all down to them
being crap - what a lot of bollocks. We could have easily scored 5 and indeed
should have done. The fact that Don Claudio played an unchanged side
from Tuesday might possibly indicate that he has found his best side. Manu
and Marcel might be fit for tomorrow, but I do hope Don Claudio doesn't fuck around and plays it exactly the same way again... we have still only lost one, we are right
there and I can only urge all comers to rush down to the bookies and put
their wife's earnings on the Mighty Blues...
© 2001
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
