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Spiritwalk
Readings
[Swami Beyondanda]
Communications from Beyondananda
The Universal Wisdom of Swami Beyondananda
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- Stay up to date with Swami Beyondanda:
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- Check out his current newsletter, BeyondaNews,
archived here for Spiritwalkers.
- Also, we have posted The Swami's current
performance schedule.
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- Drive your Karma, Curb Your Dogma
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- Swami Beyondananda's
Guidelines for Enlightenment
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- 1. Be a FUNdamentalist. Make sure that the fun always comes
before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled, a
laugh track has been provided, and the reason we are put in the material world is to get
more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day which will insure regularhilarity.
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- 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift just for
entering ~ so you are already a winner!
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- 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is tell-a-vision. That
is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like
the programming we're getting, we can change the channel.
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- 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
And no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God loves you ~ He's
just not ready to make a commitment.
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- 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called
"truth decay". So be sure to use mental floss twice a day.
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- 6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and
truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way,
there will surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little
peace here, a little peace there, and pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make
one big peace everywhere.
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- 7. I know great Earth changes have been predicted for the future, so
if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault,
don't dwell on it.
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- 8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet
train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.
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- 9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some
bad news and some good news. The bad news is, there is no key to the universe.
The good news is, it has been left unlocked.
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- 10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if
you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy.
So you don't have to go through channels.
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- ©Swami Beyondananda, 1998
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- From Driving
Your Own Karma: Swami Beyondananda's Tour Guide to Enlightenment
- This material is presented with the Swami's personal
blessings ©Swami Beyondananda, 1998
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If you liked this, you will love visiting
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- Swami Beyondananda Bibliography
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- Driving
Your Own Karma: Swami Beyondananda's Tour Guide to Enlightenment
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- Duck
Soup for the Soul [Spiritwalk Alternate Selection
of the Month, October 1999]
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