Aventura Venezuela. Trekking Maxims

Aventura Venezuela
Trekking Maxims

Trekkers rules:

Trekkers don't get lost... they explore.

Trekkers don't get tired... they stop to admire landscape.

Trekkers are not bit by mosquitos... they feed wild animals.

Trekkers don't go to bathroom... they answer the call of nature.

Trekkers don't sweat... they contribute to atmospheric moisture.

Trekkers don't get muddy... they merge with Mother Earth.

Trekkers don't stink... they smell like virgin nature.

Trekkers don't get hungry... they fast to strengthen character.

Trekkers don't shiver... they acclimatize.

Trekkers don't get panic... they move fast to get a better view of situation.

Trekkers don't give up... they get back to base camp for supplies.

Trekkers are the best lovers because...

Trekking and sex are excellent aerobic exercises.
Trekkers are fanatics of aerobic exercises.
They go ahead any time, any weather, any place.
They don't stop to get to summit, and then they have enough energy to get back to initial point.
They like natural things.
They carry a motel at their back.
They are wild at heart.
They are never satisfied, and always want to get farther.
They can make it alone, but they prefer to make it in group.
They always try new routes.
They are very collaborative.
Look at their legs and buttocks!.

To add your maxims, send them to maxims@venaventura.com

Dagoberto Salazar. Last modification: 18/Jun/1999.