Music and good laughable jokes seem to go together.


WELCOME TO Quester's Territories: A Look Into The Humor Currently Floating Around The Web.

This is page 6 of jokes that made me smile a lot while collecting them.

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An old Jew and a young Jew are traveling on the train. The young Jew asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?"

The old Jew does not answer.

"Excuse me, sir, what time is it?"

The old Jew keeps silent.

"Sir, I'm asking you what time is it. Why don't you answer?"

The old Jew says: "Son, the next stop is the last on this route. I don't know you, so you must be a stranger. If I answer you now, I'll have to invite you to my home. You're handsome, and I have a beautiful daughter. You will both fall in love and you will want to get married. Tell me, why would I need a son-in-law who can't even afford a watch?"


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There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his skin... However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter! After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty! She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"

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--- Is it possible to be totally partial?

--- What's another word for thesaurus?

--- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

--- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

--- Why do they lock gas stations bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

--- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

--- If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

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....This Puerto Rican guy is walking down an ally, he comes across a Chinese guy who is about to give him a rough time, the Puerto Rican, says "Hey mon, don't fool wid me mon, cause I numero umo Puerto Rican Judo mon."

The Chinese guy asked, "What the hell is Puerto Rican Judo?"

The Puerto Rican said "Judo know wedder, I got knife, and judo know wedder I got gun."

The Joke File

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Pin-feathers
Restuarants & ties
Favor for favors
Student-teacher joke
30 year anniversary
police love blonds
f... word usage
Mother Mary speaks
Kiss a frog joke
Once again?

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