Welcome to my Kevin quotes page! Hope you enjoy my favorite Kevin McDonald quotes!
- "I'm going to get a picture of that bear or deer by the lake for the girls."
- "Can I have some tea please?"
- "I'm nutty bunny number three. The cutest one is always me."
- "Junk mail saved my life!" Junk mail saved my life!"
- "To look into my face is to look into the face of evil."
- "You're hopeless. You're pathetic. You're the worst straight man I've ever seen! I quit! I should have never saved you from those seals"
- "I don't have them Mister Lister!"
- "I just looked in my water dish. You turned me into a freak!"
- "Hey look! It's the flying pig!"
- "Hi, I'm Kevin McDonald from the Kids In The Hall. Also known as the Kid in the Hall we don't like."
- "Bastard!"
- "Screw you! And screw your friend!"
- "Well, screw you!"
- "Oh baby!"
- "I'm a repairman, in an imperfect world."
- "Yeah, you're daddy's dead, he was hit by a lamp."
- "I love him."
- "Where are you pricks from?"
- "Jerry! Get out of that box before that bird pecks your eyes out!"
- "Jerry, you're frightening me!"
- "I'm your sister, dammit!"
- "Oh!!"
- "You need a mortician. You need a mortician! YOU NEED A MORTICIAN!!!"
- "I'm a lady's man!"
- "I'm more of scientist than a wiggler."
- "I wouldn't want to get any dilt on your floot."
- "No thank youp."
- "Belle Biv Divo. Belle Biv Divo."
- "It's comfy."
- "You don't like us."
- "Fritz, is that you dog Fritz? Fritz! Don't you have a license for zhat dog Fritz? Fritz, you cold unfriendly bastard! Sig Heil."
- "Scootie, yur bruther Lyle's in a wee bit o' truble. Scootie put down that book! Scootie, wake up ya cheap druken bastard! Ha-kah."
- "Ma name is Marcel. I am frum Paree!"
- "Bonjour. A bienvenue au spectacle! Ah! Spaghetti!! La, la, la,.....Zut alors!!"
- "Allo? Allo? {sighs} Pas de personne."
- "Je ne retournai jamais au restaurant encore."
- "I, however, will answer all your questions. I have lots and lots of time. So, please any questions you...do...You're the one that can see me? Fucking Kids in the Hall. 'Join the troop. Join the troop'"
- "Yee-hah! Walking talking stereotypes! YEE-HAH!"
- "Got ourselves, a purty little faggot."
- "Guess so."
- "Will you guys stop talking about roller-blading?"
- "Well, I'll let you in on a little secret, yes!"
- "I'm not fat! I used to be fat, but I lost sixty pounds. That's why I'm leaving this town. I'm tired of being known as the 'fat guy'. I'm gonna start a new life, at a new weight, in a new town. I'm not fat! I'm never gonna be fat again."
- "Oh, I'm sorry if my death and rebirth story bored you. Perhaps, if I had some tits in my story you would be more interested."
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That's all my Kevin quotes, but they'll be more soon! A special thanks goes out to Rachael Roberts for some of these quotes!
