Welcome to my Mark McKinney quotes page! Hope you enjoy my favorite Mark quotes!
- "And now they are getting married, and I'm still single!! What's wrong with me?"
- "Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut."
- "I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."
- "Aaah! Wait, wait I can do it."
- "Momsy did you like the joke I played?"
- "The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
- "Uh, oh. Joke go poof!"
- "When are you going to get the big table in here, or am I going to have to cut down the fucking tree myself?"
- "Hey! Look at me! I'm an elephant rider!"
- "We like to keep our town clean."
- "They said the experience left him scarred, scarred for life!!"
- "Dear Dave, you're so hunky-wunky, cutie-putie, lovey-dovey, sexy-wexy and you're my fave! Keep up the good work."
- "What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!!"
- "Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway."
- "There are three things I don't like. Crazy kids, crazy cars and birds. The first two I avoid, the last I eat. Oh. me, i'm a cat."
- "Life is short, life is shit and soon it will be over."
- "Hah, hah, hah!"
- "I wanna be a dyke."
- "I'm a little thirsty, can i go drink out of your toilet?"
- "He's a farter! He's a farting machine!"
- "An empty desk is a sad desk."
- "Then I remember thinking,'Well, screw you'".
- "I don't like liquers!"
- "Hi, I'm Nina Bedford. Do you like my outfit?"
- "This is scene was written in haste."
- "No, but I'd like to meet him because my friend, the bearded lady, says that he's called Big Bird because he's got a big..."
- "Come here I want to put it your undies."
- "What are you having your period?"
- "Do you want to step outside?"
- "The computer is almost programmed."
- "A videocassette?"
- "I'm almost too scared to watch it."
- "I'm rooting for you, 'cuz you pissed me off."
- "Hello mate, me and the lads were watching the telly the other night and we saw this bloke with this smashing bird 'n we thought, 'Oh cor blimey. He's a lucky duck, id'nt he?'"
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