Okay, how does a big freaky gork describe one's self?
Hmmmm... Let's go to a Zine I used to write for...
The Editor wrote:
"Matt is a carbon-based, bipedal life form. He's a mammal..and
resides on Earth....basically that's all we really know about him...
other than the fact that he's a bachelor. Yes..he's single once again.
SO all you kind, friendly ladies out there, have some pity on him...
....(Awwwwwww)....but then again, perhaps Matt ENJOYS his bachelood...
Perhaps he wishes to become a celibate, solitary monk, who lives alone
in the green forest..with onlythe bunnies,the raccoons,the chipmunks,
the chickadees and the deer to keep him company, where he feeds them
out of his hand and lets them crawl all over him, just like a scene
from a Walt Disney movie....awwwww...wouldn't that be cute??
NOTE: the Deer wouldn't crawl all over him...that would hurt...
VITAL STATS:
Age: 20something.. like I update more than once every 10 yrs..
GENDER: 100% Beefcake, Grade "A" Man.
APPEARANCE: A PERFECT 10 according to href=""http://www.hotornot.com"><
HEIGHT: 5"11
Born: I was hatched. (LONDON ONTARIO.)1978. do the math.
HI decided to be a little retrospective and throw on some pics from Peterborough, Sauble beach and ones from my younger years :) Just click on the pictures to view them in full size....they might look better when you do..MIGHT....
(L to R: (1)Sauble Beach Vacation,1998. *l-r* Me,Luke (cousin),Seth(brother),Julia(cousin),Liz (Julia's friend)
(2)Me and Seth , (3)Julia,Me,Luke,Seth.Liz.
(L to R: (4)Jewels,Seth and Luke...this is Jule's fave pic... ..as for the other two... , (5)Mudmasks...aren't we such good cousins to let then DO this to us?? (6) Seth and I...NOT impressed.....there's a first and LAST time for everything :0)
(L to R: (7)Wax on,Wax Off,Daniel-San...goofing off at the beach.. (8)Luke and I, 006 and 007,Cap-gun wars. (9) Once again, proving how wonderful a cousin I am...*lol* I love this pic!
(L to R: (10)(11) and (12) Oct.19th.'97
(L-R) (13) and (14) Nov.12th.'97 (I lost a bet and had to shave off my beard....) (15). Taken in Feb. At the net cafe
