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Not unlike Patrick Kerrs (he of THE FILMS OF JOHN CARPENTER) Carpenter Moment, the Bestest JC page will showcase those key moments in a JC film that I think best define the movie. For the most parts the moments I select will not contain dialogue. I don't know why but JC seems to work best directing action sequences and it is these action sequences, coupled with incredibly memorable music that help burn the film into my memory. So, I'll basically go film by film and list what I like about each. You can click the movie poster to jump to a particular movie or just scroll through the entire page at your leisure.
NOTE: Some may consider parts of the page as a "spoiler" to the film, so read at your own risk! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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HALLOWEEN ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK THE FOG THE THING CHRISTINE STARMAN
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA THEY LIVE PRINCE OF DARKNESS MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED
ESCAPE FROM L.A.

 

 

Music is integral in this film. And to be honest there really aren't that many quality "bestest" moments here. But this is what I like in the film.

It's the scene when one of the school bullies abusing Tommy Wallace runs into Michael Myers full on. There's a screeching synthesizer score that comes to life as he collides with the homicidal maniac. The kid stares up at a face we (the viewer) cannot see, takes one frantic look, and then bolts for the hills like a jackrabbit in heat. What follows is a suitably creepy tracking shot of Michael Myers following Tommy Wallace as he leaves the schoolyard. Myers' hands finger the fence that separates the two.

Another "bestest" moment from Halloween was recently replayed in the Kevin Williamson penned film I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. In Halloween, when Laurie Strode is attacked for the first time by Myers in her neighbors house, she barely manages to escape back to the Wallace house. Her frantic screaming for Tommy to let her in is scary because as we watch her pound on the door we see Michael Myers making his way steadily across the street. And just when we think he's got her, she pops into the house, slamming the door behind her. Whew!

This is my favorite Carpenter film and it has three "bestest" moments worth looking out for. One is where Bob Hauk (Lee Van Cleef) is calmly smoking a cigarette while standing on the wall surrounding the penal colony inside Manhattan Island. As he looks across the mist covered water he can see helicopters flying in and around the New York prison, looking for the president. Hauk can also hear the choppers staticy and dismal progress reports. All the while a slow, techno heavy EFNY theme is playing in the background. This is a cool, mellow moment in the movie that takes place just before Snake Plisskens gladiator fight in the ring. If I was a smoker I'd probably take a smoke right about that part of the movie too, just to copy Hauk's excellent Marlboro Man impression, hehehe..:)

The other "bestest" moment in EFNY is towards the end. Right after Maggie is killed by the Duke of NY, there is a sequence showing Snake and the president running across the bridge towards the penetentiary wall. The music at this point of the film is VERY cool. As the two reach the wall they use a harness to be pulled up over the wall by the United States Police Force to escape. The Duke is closing in on the pair though. So far only the President has made it across the wall and as Snake tries to escape the Duke starts firing. There's a two-note techno monstrosity that is so utterly COOL that at this point in the movie it is not enuff to describe it. Watching EFNY is the only way to appreciate JC's mastery over the synthesizer. Snake leaps away from the wall and into the piles of automobile wreckage lining the base of the wall. He hides and the second the Duke is unawares, leaps off the hood of a rusting car onto the Duke, dragging him to the ground. The two grapple on the ground with Snake first elbowing the Duke in the stomach before cold-cocking him in the face with a hard lefthook. This immobilizes the Duke for several seconds, enuff time for Snake to reach the wall and grasp onto the harness waiting for him. Time is running down fast for Snake and if he doesn't make it across the wall soon, he's dead. The harness starts to drag him up the wall and towards safety. The moment he reaches the mid-point of the wall, the Duke comes to and leaps up, guns cocked and ready to start blasting away at Snake, killing him before the capsules in his neck do. What makes the scene even more tense is that the winch pulling the harness suddenly stops mid-way and Snake is left jerking on the rope, hoping someone starts pulling him up again before its too late. The music is at such a fever pitch, reaching its zenith that the viewer's nerves are almost fried by suspense, it is so killing. This is a great and wonderful tense sequence in the film.

The third and final "bestest" part in EFNY is the last tracking shot. Slowly the theme song to the film starts to hum to life as we see a limping Snake walking away from the Liberty Island Control. American Bandstand is fading in the distance as the EFNY theme gains momentum and overpowers it. Snake reveals a cassette tape. He yanks out its magnetic strip and rips it away, making the tape useless. Then he flings the cassette away and the last shot we see of him before he disappears from our view is of him taking a drag off his cigarette. The telescopic closure of the shot reveals light sources in the distance as burning circles that "burn out" of the screen as the movie ends and the credits begin to play to a fully strong and pumping Escape From New York theme. Excellent, simply excellent. Possibly the greatest, "bestest" JC moment, EVER.

Ok, so this is JC's first full blown horror film since HALLOWEEN and it is a flawed beauty. It has all the trappings of being a masterpiece of horror, and in a small sense, it is. But, seriously folks, that damn fog is not fear instilling at all. The leper zombies are the scarier aspects of the film and they are pretty cool. But the "bestest" moments in the film don't out and out have them in the scene. Instead the beginning of THE FOG is the first "bestest" moment, where we see old Mr. Machen relating the story within the story, of the Elizabeth Dane and her doomed crew of lepers. It is creepy the way Mr. Machen holds the kids attention as JC's simple, but chillingly effective score plays. As the tale concludes, there is a shot of a dark, deserted beach upon which the opening credits begin. Then there are random shots of weird goings on around town like gas pumps pumping on their own, and bottles in coolers rattling as if being shaken. This is all suitably creepy and disconcerting to the viewer.

The "bestest" of the bestest moments in this film though, is when Stevie (Adrienne Barbeau) is in her studio and the DRY piece of driftwood her son found STARTS TO DRIP water onto her tape deck, yielding a hideously disfigured voice saying something unintelligible and horrific nonetheless. As the voice stops, her eyes scan the driftwood, which previously had the word DANE on it, but that now tells her 6 MUST DIE. And then the tape deck explodes in a flurry of sparks and fire. Very scary moment in the film that catches any jaded viewer off guard.

And then the very last shot of the film is another "bestest" moment when Father Malone (Hal Holbrook) thinking himself saved from the zombie curse, turns around to see the crew of the Elizabeth Dane back in his church. Their leader, holding a scythe or sword, makes a vicious swing at Malone as the film cuts to black. Very disturbing shot. That's gotta hurt.

This film is JC's masterpiece and for that reason alone the entire film is really one long "bestest" Carpenter moment. But to be honest there is a sequence towards the end that defines the movie and is the most powerful of the entire film imho. It's near the end of the film when Nauls, MacReady, and Garry find out the "transformed" Blair-thing has made it back into the camp and has shut down the power generator, determined to kill the men. What happens next is the "bestest" moment of the film. MacReady tells the men how it has gotten back inside, and that in 6 hours it'll be a hundred below. Mac's flair eerily burns and JC's trademark light-thingie (where a light source manages to stretch across the entire length of the screen) is put to superb effect. Mac tells the men how they'll have to die trying to destroy the thing. He knows they're all going to die, so does Garry, by his knowing glance towards MacReady. It helps the scene immeasurably that Ennio Morricone's haunting and horrific score is playing during the entire scene. The following shot of a bundle of dynamite rolling down into the creatures hidden lair followed by the subsequent disintegration of the shack is quite good too and ends the sequence admirably.

This movie doesn't get the props it deserves dude. It is one of the better King adaptations, but it just can't get no respect. Not even for one of the best of the "bestest" JC moments ever. But before I get to that particular "bestest" moment let me recount the "bestest" moment where we the viewer, really find out that CHRISTINE is alive. It's when Arnie attempts to fix CHRISTINE after she has been trashed by Buddy Repperton and his goons. The highly metallic tinging of a synthesizer echoes the pain in Arnie as he goes over his car. He turns his back on CHRISTINE for a moment and the tinging synthesizer becomes an ominous crystalline sound that is layered with sounds of metal screeching and turning. Arnie looks under her hood and sees that she has already willed herself to be better, fixing her doohickeys inside her body. Without a word Arnie walks in front of her as a terrible humming starts to gain momentum. This is truly one of the best dolly shots ever. The music is rising in tempo as a quick dolly upto Arnie's face has him saying, "Ok, show me." And with that mon capitan CHRISTINE's busted headlights blaze forth with glory, the light etching across the screen in the exact manner described in "bestest" moment for THE THING. As a popular sixties tune starts, the car starts unbending the bends in her body, and basically undoing whatever damage was done to her. The final shot of her front grille popping back into place is quite cool because of the evil sounding music that starts at that point as a lead-in to the next "bestest" moment.

This next "bestest" moment involves the death of Moochie Welch, the big tubby bully. Him and his dirtbag friends have trashed Christine but good, but now she's back, better than ever and looking for revenge. So one night she corner's Moochie on the street and the "bestest" moment kicks into high gear as her headlights blaze to life and her screaming tires kick into overdrive as she guns towards the jittery Moochie. The music here kicks ass. Especially of the shots of Moochie whenever he is running. And one of the creepiest moments in any Carpenter film is when you see Moochie trying to catch his breath, his eyes, scanning for any sight of Christine as we, the viewer, get a head start look in the far distance, as Christines headlights round a corner and her engine can be heard revving menacingly. Very cool moment that is heightened by a high-sounding metallic TING! that somehow is very scary. Moochie runs off into a warehouse district and makes a fateful run down an alley into which Christine gives chase, the narrow alley heightening how dangerous she has really become. And when she does corner him, man oh, man, does she do a number on him! That final shot of her grille filling the screen as he is cut in half is awfully painful to watch. Whew!

The crown jewel of this flick though is when Buddy Repperton gets his. The scene is an abrupt cut to a moving stretch of dark highway. In the background a quick tempo is beating. Cut from the asphalt to a longish view of a burning car, Christine. As we see her a metallic ting sounds, the sharpness of of her fiery headlights cutting a clean, blue, crystalline swath across your entire viewing screen. Cut back to the asphalt and slowly but surely Buddy Reppertons panting form is seen running for his life from the car. The theme music to the film kicks in as the car with an attitude looms closer and closer until...well, just watch the film ok? It's a "bestest" moment looking out for believe you me.

Nice little love story I'd say. Featuring two actors you could actually BELIEVE are lovers, Jeff Bridges and Natalie Allen. The "bestest" moment of this film is right at the VERY end as the two say goodbye. The alien tells Jenny Hayden he has given her a baby and that he will be a part of them both. Then Jenny Hayden tells the alien the way humans say goodbye and the alien does as she says. Then he leaves in a haze of blue and red, leaving only Jenny Haydens wide eyed face filling the screen. Nice. Nothing monumental, but it is as "bestest" as you'll get in this film.

This movie is really cool. Just plain fun, that carries you along. An immediately likable film imho. It zips along at a speedy rate, throwing all kinds of neat stuff at you in so many different combinations. I count one major and one minor "bestest" moment in the film. The minor one is in the brothel Jack Burton enters to find Miao Yin. When Jack faces down the henchmen of Lo Pan, theres a neat scene where he goes up to one of the Thunder Gods, and belts him in the face. No effect. So Jack tries again. Still no effect. Jack tries to shrug the incident off and see if he can get out of this situation in one piece. The next shot is of him flying backwards into a room as the Thunder God sends him for a loop. Funny stuff in that scene, funnnnnny!!! :)

But the "bestest" of the bunch is at the end. The big fight scene at the end begins with perfectly fitting music as Wang Chi and his band of merry men start howling their heads off, their battle cry. The enemy army yells back its own cries of hate and the two sides start flogging each other in one of the greatest battle royals you'll ever see on screen. The fight between Wang Chi and the long haired Thunder God is the jewel of the entire sequence, you really won't believe some of the shit you see, it is so good. This fight sequence will show you why JC is such a great director of action scenes imho.

This film, love it as I do, doesn't really have a discernable "bestest" film moment that I am aware of. Mind you, of course, I love this film with all my heart, but there's nothing that you can point to and say, this is a JC film. Highlights of the film include Roddy Piper's character discovering the alien conspiracy for the first time, and his subsequent adventures in the city up to the point where he escapes from the massacre in the bank.

Oh hell, I just remembered one brief scene where you might recognize this film as a JC film. Way towards the end as Nada and Frank are in the tv studio and making their way towards the roof they have to survive a maddening set of hallways that seem to go on forever. And around every corner there come a set of armed military men after the duo. Each time the enemy shows up there is a close up of our heros rifle barrels firing away, and then cut to the enemy falling away dead to the beat of some mondo-cool-death-elevator music.

Once again, its been some time since I saw this film and I can't remember everything word for word, but I'll give it a shot. I'll have to make it short since I've seen the film once or twice only. MY favorite "bestest" moments in the film include the computer screen acting as a conduit for the devil as he makes it write whatever he wants it too, thus declaring his prescence to the hapless victim in waiting. Another "bestest" moment is when the big lug of a guy, disappears, dies, and comes back as a zombified freak who crumbles into so many disgusting bugs, roaches, millipedes, and other horrifying insects after delivering a death sentence to those trapped inside the haunted church.

Okay, another very cool "bestest" moment is when the Caucasian and Asian girls get that devil juice squirted into their mouths'. I swear I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe. I did a little bit of both actually ;)

And the last "bestest" moment in the film is the shot of the redhed making the ultimate sacrificing herself for the good of humanity by jumping through the mirror that is acting as a portal for THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS. It is a real scary shot of her disappearing into the murk from which the THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS has been trying to escape from. Watery, and dark as fuck!! I don't remember any of the music from this film so I can't really comment on that aspect of the film.

Didn't bother watching this film entirely although I was amused at a scene where the invisible guy's pants are seen running around, as if by themselves. And the scene where he eats bubble gum and has his face painted are pretty cool. Not "bestest" stuff, but pretty cool nonetheless.

This film was pretty bad in my opinion. Maybe over time I'll get to like it. Anyway, only one "bestest" JC worth mentioning. It's when Trent makes a fateful walk into the cellar of the bed and breakfast he's staying in. As he makes his way down, there are quick cuts to a bloodied axe rising, someone screaming horribly, and some godforsaken evil worm thing grinning and shrieking a la THE THING. Then when Trent comes down and sees what's going on and what this monstrous mess is actually attached to, well, that is quite freaky too. Saving grace of this entire film I think. Oh well.

Not really anything worth mentioning I'm afraid. No "bestest" moment in the film worth looking for although I highly recommend watching Dr. Chafee's (Christopher Reeve) speech about humanity with the weirdo kids.

This is the first JC film in a long time where for once the music and the scene fit perfectly and create a "bestest" moment. It's a scene in the film where you learn what sort of a guy Snake Plissken is. The scene begins when a black hooker takes Snake out into an alley and tells him how to find Cuervo Jones. A very cool rythmic thumping has started and as Snake stalks off a couple of punks he stiffed back inside come out and start to make trouble for him. One punk gets smart and tries to throw a knife into Snakes back, but Snake, ever the cool dude that he is, turns around in time and squeezes off a blast from his Warbird machine gun. Creaming that motherfuckers ass. The music ends on a quick series of techno thumps. Way cool. Oh yeah baby! Yeah! hehehe...

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