Alcoholic reading the A.A. Promises :
"That feeling of usefullness will slip away."
(thinking about this as an Al-Anon! LOL)

"Ask not what you can do for others;
ask what you can do for yourself."

"God, grant me patience, Right Now !!"

Heard at a ladies retreat :Men are out to pat your ass,
women are out to save your ass !"

"I wasn't looking for Mr.Right,
I was looking for Mr.Right Now !"

Think about it! :
Is it just a coincidence that there are 13 steps
to the hangman's gallows?"