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GIVE ME COFFEE or GIVE ME DEATH!!!
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I just love it,
it makes my day better and happy.
I don't know how would be the world without it!!
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I love coffee,
Yes I do,
I love coffee,
How 'bout you?
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You can tell alot about someone by the type of coffee they drink.
First date?Take him out for coffee and see what he orders.
Regular double, double:predictable, reliable guy, but boring.
Black:not a risk taker, simple.
Lots of sugar:tries to be mature but look out for that inner child. Cappucino:complex, more than what he appears.
Here's a thought for the day-what does your coffee say about you?
Dana
Sudbury,Ont.
24 December 98
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To Sweet Joe
I
Sweet Joe
You’re addictive
You tempt me with your taste
You give me mouth watering thoughts
You soothe
II
Sweet Joe
You’re black as sin
You stoop in all sizes
You taste delicious in my mouth
You soothe
III
Sweet Joe
You’re strong as hate
You stimulate my heart
You loosen up my smooth muscles
You soothe
IV
Sweet Joe
You’re Satan’s drink
Priests in Rome deemed you vile
Pope Clement VIII baptized you
You soothe
V
Sweet Joe
Atheist drink
Alkaloid stimulant
Readily available, cheap
Soothe me
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Free coffee is why I go to work MMMMMM..
coffee and lots of it.
Rick
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
16 October 98
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Coffee sets my mind in motion.
The sweet juice of life's in
those beans of Java.. Oh.. the mouth watering thoughts of drinking coffee. The aroma.. who wouldn't like coffee? Without coffee.. how do I prepare to face the dreads of the day...?? HOW?!?! AHHHHH!! I've ingested excessive amounts of caffeine making my heartbeat to incredibly increase, causing irreparable violent shakes on my hands.. making it almost impossible for me to communicate in the virtual world. This is my pet fish typing. c(__) Cheers to all coffee lovers...
Joyce
Toronto
25 September 98
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Coffee: there is only one way to drink it,
stronger than hate,
blacker than sin and hotter than hell.
Dan
Shaunavon
10 September 98
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Yes, it keeps me going on too... it´s my favourite drug buddy...
&
styley pages too...
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Coffee addicts are the only ones
who can't get busted for using
in public, and there are no laws against or
limitations on caffeine consumption, even if in reality it is not healthy to drink and entire pot a day. The way a person takes their coffee speaks worlds about their personality as well. There are the "light and sweet" people, and the hard-core drinkers of black with no sugar. But you can be completely antisocial and no one will ask questions if you've got your nose in a giant cup of coffee. It's liquid, steamin' hot heaven.
Suzy
Hell-hole, Massachusetts
23 July 98
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I love coffee, of all types. I used
to only drink latte's and
mocha's and anything else with a syrup or cream in
it...but now,
I only drink black coffee, I fear that I am an addict.
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Why Coffee
is Better than Sex |
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Coffee is readily available.
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Coffee is cheap.
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Coffee has no mood swings.
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Coffee can be enjoyed in bed, on a roadside cafe, in the
office, everywhere.
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Coffee is safe; you won't get AIDS from coffee.
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Coffee won't talk back.
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Coffee won't fight back.
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Coffee never says no.
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Coffee before marriage is OK.
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Coffee comes in all shapes, sizes, scents, flavours, temperatures
and textures.
Teck Kar
5 July 98
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Coffee is "comfy
food".. good for the mind and body!!
Coffee feels good goin' down,
better than ... whiskey anyday ! -)
I LOVE COFFEE BREATH!!!
Besides.. they make the best
mugs fer coffee...
Nevada
27 June 98
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