Rat Palace bloomin' Wednesday

This is us footie team that will be competin' in a fantasy league froughout the 1998-99 season. The scorin' is based on The Times newspaper's points information but this ain't the newspaper's league. It's an independent one run by a bloke called Scott, right. The 'ole league is now online 'ere, like.

Us team is in a 4-3-3 formation and the players were selected mostly on the basis that they 'ave silly names. We also like Italians so we've included four of them, and a bald bloke for good measure.

The chuffin' players are as follows, wiv a link ter the official website for their team. Each player gets an asterisk (*) evry time they feature as the week's Mae West Current Player and an 'ash sign (#) evry time they feature as the week's Worst Current Player.

David SEAMAN: goalkeeper (Arsenal FC) ********

Alessandro PISTONE: full 'ammer and tack (Newcastle United) ######## subbed out 24 Nov.

Gianluca FESTA: centre 'ammer and tack (Middlesbrough FC) **

Frank LEBOEUF: centre 'ammer and tack (Chelsea FC) **********

Steve GUPPY: full 'ammer and tack (Leicester City) *****

Gustavo POYET: midfield (Chelsea FC) ** subbed out 18 Jan.

Damian DUFF: midfield (Blackburn Rovers)

Benito CARBONE: midfield (Sheffield Wednesday)

Efen EKOKU: striker (Wimbledon) subbed out 12 Feb.

Clive MENDONCA: striker (Charlton Athletic) *

Paolo DI CANIO: striker (Sheffield Wednesday)

Substitutes

Stefan SCHNOOR: full 'ammer and tack (Derby County) subbed in 24 Nov. for Pistone #######

David BECKHAM: full 'ammer and tack (Manchester United) subbed in 18 Jan. for Poyet ###

Julian JOACHIM: striker (Aston Villa) subbed in 12 Feb. for Ekoku #

Bjarne GOLDBAEK: midfield (Chelsea FC) subbed in 4 April for Duff

Froughout the season, we'll be copping weekly updates on the bleedin' progress of Rat Palace Wednesday. The chuffin' number of points we score and the bleedin' place of the team in the chuffin' table each will be charted roight 'ere...

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