"Please don't shit into my keyboard",
Said I unto the bird.
I said it nice and clearly
But I don't think that he heard,
For he just sat there, shitting.
When I'd wiped the keyboard clean
The best thing I'd e'er seen written
Had appeared upon the screen.

Copyright © 1998, Tom Massey
URL: http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Atrium/8864/poetry/bird.html

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page