Instructions to a Potential Liar

Before you can tell a lie, you must know the Truth.
So discover the Truth at an early age.
Finding the Truth is not easy.
Persevere.
One day you will be rewarded with a small truth.
Build upon it.
When you have captured an entire Truth you are ready to lie.
Invert.
Convert.
Pervert.
You can only be sure it's a true lie when you know it isn't the Truth.